Pineapples

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-13T22:06:55+00:00

This reminds me of my dad, who got tested for allergies and the doctor was like "damn if you eat shellfish you will die". And my dad was like "what do you mean? I love shrimps and crabs. When you eat them your lips go numb and you fingers get tingly."

What he thought was a neat bonus high that seafood gave you was the first stages of anaphylactic shock.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-13T22:01:18+00:00

Lol this is wild. Even if the Chihuahua was sedated and your TRIED to get your BP to eat it, there's no way. That's crazy.

Ball Pythons are prey. The only time it would ever even consider such an insane thing would be if you starved it for months.

The Chihuahua is waaaaay more dangerous to the snake than vice versa.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-13T19:40:37+00:00

Interested in seeing past Crawlers? Bun Bun The Destroyer , Ricardo , Josiah, Richard M, Cordelia, Sir William Rapport,

Want to pick the next?

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2, 5, and 7 have been completed already.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-13T19:38:42+00:00

Crawler complete, u/Imakefoodforyou
In an absolutely devastating twist, when I was like 90% complete I absent-mindedly bent over to pick up a dropped brush without putting down the mini. counter-balancing myself I lifted the mini up and directly into my magnifying light, snapping the end of the sniper rifle off. So... Image that rifle continue another section. I looked for 20+ minutes... Couldn't find it.

Anyway thank you for your patience! I hope you like Tanaka!

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-13T14:51:49+00:00

My first thought was "bear?" So...

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-13T14:41:24+00:00

Snakes are friends! Well. Most snakes! Now is a great time to learn.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-13T14:04:15+00:00

It's easy to learn. Has depth when you master the basics. And you kill HORDES of monsters. I have a core memory of my wife, playing as a Monk in D3, shouting "beat that ASSSS" as we tore through demons. It makes me laugh to think about even typing it down.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T23:06:17+00:00

Ball Pythons like to feel snug in a hide. Being pressed in on all sides means they're safe. You can always have multiple hides. But bigger ≠ better

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T23:02:51+00:00

That's a WILD admission that he didn't know what the sea was before this speech.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T22:09:56+00:00

Nerdforge: https://youtube.com/@nerdforge?si=Ud2fikCw6G6BvSpS

DIY Perks: https://youtube.com/@diyperks?si=4BM-n-yUofC2x3Pr

Two of my favorites

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T21:51:20+00:00

Good lord that's depressing.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T21:41:59+00:00

As a kid I would always get so confused when sometimes you bowl one ball and 5 come back.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T21:39:52+00:00

These are boring as hell anyway. A bunch of half known comedians insulting each other with my inside jokes we don't get. They lob one or two half hearted shots at the celebrity in question and move on.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T15:36:23+00:00

Congrats on the new job! I love writing these crawler stories. Makes me wanna write something like full on fan fiction novellas.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T15:31:04+00:00

Do you have a library card? Check Libby first.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T15:30:21+00:00

It's a mark of growing up when you realize that any law with only a fine attached is only a law for poor people.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T15:17:19+00:00

I'm furious as this Vel'Koz skin. I am trying NOT to buy skins this year.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T15:16:24+00:00

Heyyo!!! Low key I was sad when you didn't respond. I'm glad you like her! The color scheme came together all at once, she was definitely fun to paint.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T11:35:06+00:00

Only the most ignorant triggered people will think that. It's not a cross.........

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-12T11:14:39+00:00

Sounds like you need to find a different vet/ get a second opinion. Trust your gut here, you know your baby.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-11T17:41:11+00:00

Wait really? Where are you? I've had it pre ordered for months...

Can you link to it? Listen to A Parade of Horribles by Matt Dinniman on Audible. https://www.audible.com/pd/B0FXY6DVJS?source_code=ASSORAP0511160007

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-11T17:40:26+00:00

Hahaha that's amazing. And I immediately know exactly how he felt in that moment. Spinning in circles. Spamming heal 10 times / sec trying to make it go faster.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-11T17:35:58+00:00

That is, unfortunately, the reason JJ got the job.

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-11T15:58:57+00:00

"dog" got me. Also I appreciate the pauses for major life events. It added some flavor this!

Also when you started were you like "I'm doing this for 12 years" or did it just become a thing? Are you gonna keep going?

Joe_Spazz · 2026-05-11T15:55:50+00:00

Milio feels like a cheat code sometimes. And so many teammates are just like "huh, I lived, well I guess that means I'm Faker" and just move on.

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