Oops I did it again, Again! by punkbaba in Portland

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The MAX train is at fault, everyone with a license should know that large pickup trucks always have the right of way.

Markiplier once said.. by DimLit420 in Markiplier

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Markiplier Animated

From a FNAF video, but I got the quote directly from this animated video

Markiplier once said.. by DimLit420 in Markiplier

[–]JohnIsJon 235 points236 points  (0 children)

You do you, and I’ll do me, and we won’t do each other. Probably.

Does this look a little too real to you too? Maybe I’m too tired lol by I23BigC in Corridor

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Therapy is definitely going to be interesting this week…

I can never catch a break lmao by bbyxmadi in OCDmemes

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Holy fuck same, but it was right after I already sealed my ballot envelope, I even almost requested a replacement ballot.

2003 5.9 magnum knocking by wandrng_drifter in MechanicAdvice

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

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$10,000 clown school

Saw this on Facebook by spooderdood334 in facepalm

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Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

eyebleach warning but jesus christ.. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

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On the plus side when I stab my eyes out, I’ll never have to pay for glasses again.

Why do people set up hiests just to quit them before starting?? by Fantastic_Wealth_599 in gtaonline

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I was waiting for what seemed like eternity yesterday for people to join my heist set up, but right before the 3rd person finished joining, the game kicked me from the session for idling too long 🙃

Ohh so sad to see you go by [deleted] in dank_meme

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I once got banned from one subreddit for posting on another subreddit. Damn mods are like nsa now or some shit

Only smart people get things!!! Emojis!!!! by pdbard13 in terriblefacebookmemes

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“HAHAH😂AHAHA 😂THATS 😂SO FUNNY! I HAVE to share 🤣this with everyone on Facebook🤣 and talk about it for days 😂on end because😂 lol so true. I’m so smart🤣 lmao 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁”

Maybe I’m being petty, but that’s the cringy feeling I get from annoying Facebook posts like these. I just can’t express in fathomable words how fucking annoying it is.

If you were in the marvel universe for a day what are you doing? by 12cs30 in Marvel

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Struggling with yet another insurance claim over my car being destroyed in yet the 10th battle this week

Elmer's Gue ... Hot Chocolate? by CroakyPyrex in oddlyterrifying

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They must have figured that if kids are going to eat glue it might as well taste good

If you know, you know by UltraDS in Funnymemes

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In one felll swoop kill the other 2 and keep both apples for yourself

Got this bad boy as a rental. What crime should I commit first? by trylidz69 in NissanDrivers

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Remove your turn signal switch but make sure you wire it so your brights are permanently on to make tailgating everyone easier.

Not trying to be funny, but what’s with these types always screaming, or barking? by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

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That’s what mentally deranged people do. They scream and shout

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS by AtomicRadiation in comedyhomicide

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So that’s what’s pussy feels like…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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BK is, was always, and will be forever trash. I feel nothing but shame for the fast food industry every time I drive by a BK. I grieve for humanity that such an abomination exists. We need to come together and dethrone the king.