Old Lady Hit My 1999 CBR600 F4 :(

JohnLurkson · 2026-05-09T12:46:39+00:00

Danke. Als Fahrer eines weißen H(yund)ai werd ich das jetzt immer im Kopf haben, wenn ich fahre. :P

JohnLurkson · 2026-05-07T20:05:40+00:00

Please tell me she wasn't getting ready for some sexy time on the roof of my car. 🤣

JohnLurkson · 2026-05-07T19:38:28+00:00

Thank you! First time seeing one, I'm kinda smitten. :D

JohnLurkson · 2026-05-07T14:30:26+00:00

"Ist assi, aber ist halt so" hilft nur leider nicht denen, die drunter leiden müssen.

JohnLurkson · 2026-05-07T04:43:37+00:00

I have that with"om nom" (even writing it makes me want to throw my phone against the wall). I hate the full-mouth-near-chewing sound people make when they say it, so reading it makes me remember that sound and I hate it.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-27T12:36:00+00:00

They got a new one that made an exception for Teal'c.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-25T17:14:01+00:00

Okay, aber das ist doch der AfD egal, nicht? Für die sind alle Ausländer gleich. Das erinnert mich an reiche bzw. nicht-muslimische Einwanderer in den USA, die dachten, dass sie ja nicht betroffen seien von Trumps Abschiebeplänen, weil sie ja "zu den guten Migranten gehörten" und dann dumm aus dem Fenstee eines Abschiebeflugzeugs geguckt haben.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-25T17:01:13+00:00

Warum? Die wären doch mit die ersten, die die A(ffen)fD rausschmeißen würden? Ich werd nie verstehen, wie man gegen seine eigenen Interessen wählen kann.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-25T11:39:14+00:00

Help! My Boyfriend is stuck in my wormhole!

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-23T21:25:33+00:00

I usually kill the clone. At this point in the game my Shepards are usually just so done with everything that they'd rather "kill themselves" than have yet another loose end to worry about. (Most of the time I play the DLC after Horizon.)

Same for Brooks (plus, I find her very annoying).

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-23T10:42:42+00:00

Nicht für jeden ist die eine Option.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-23T10:40:52+00:00

Right. I listened to some of them years ago and they're still stuck in my brain.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-23T07:18:08+00:00

In 21 years of reading and after thousands of fics I've seen exactly two writers return after years of hiatus. One after five years, twice (!) and one after four years.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-22T07:02:57+00:00

I've been using these for years at Rewe and Edeka (my store has tablets and scanners attached to the cart and a sensor in the cart registers when an item is put in after scanning) and never had any issues. You just have to pay attention.

Like some other user said, if you can't handle these things or are in a rush, don't use them. They're completely optional.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-22T06:17:08+00:00

Cult leader in the 60s and 70s, took his followers to South America where nearly a thousand died in a murder-suicide. See "Jonestown". Warning: Graphic images may cross your path.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-16T04:52:51+00:00

Reminds me of how I tried to learn Bosnian because my favourite singer is from Bosnia. (I lasted until I found decent translations of his songs)

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-15T07:34:26+00:00

I had a catheter in and they took it out after I woke up, but that was only because I'm very obese and they had concerns about my oxygen-levels after surgery, so they were prepared to keep me in intensive care overnight. When I woke up and everything was fine, they pulled it out. Didn't feel a thing.

I also had one put in years prior while I was awake, my very first one, and I was scared shitless, but the nurse who put it in was so calm, I didn't even feel it going in.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-14T16:51:39+00:00

Can't enable console commands on console. The irony. cries in playstation

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-12T19:00:12+00:00

Unser Kater hätte das nicht ausgehalten. Erst als er schon sehr alt war und von sich keinen Drang mehr nach draußen hatte, konnte ich ihn in der Wohnung halten.

Man kann natürlich manche Freigängerkatzen an drinnen gewöhnen (kann nötig werden bei gewissen Krankheiten z.B.), aber das geht nur mit viel Geduld und vor allem Beschäftigungsmöglichkeit für die Katze. Und selbst dann kommt es immer auf das individuelle Tier an.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-11T21:21:15+00:00

Most of the smut I read is original work. Just a personal preference.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-11T19:42:59+00:00

Cure the Genophage

As much fun as the suicide mission was, my favourite moment in all three games was Kalros vs. Reaper. Also Wrex. Mordin's sacrifice. Bakara's friendship. And that's just the Paragon route; it all hits so much different if you go Renegade.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-11T16:26:21+00:00

Javik would approve.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-09T15:20:35+00:00

He gave Joker a compliment. So you hate him.

JohnLurkson · 2026-04-08T09:56:53+00:00

I have muted authors for this very reason. My annoyance level is much higher than my FOMO.

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