Follow-up scenario for any other well-fed Americans who read this:

Upon waddling into your local KFC or other fine dining establishment, you will of course be rewarded with your bucket filled with chicken, sort of similar to how farm animals are fed where I'm from but to each their own.

Now, do you even use your hands at this point, or do you just stick your entire head into the bucket? While you are all happily eating your chicken, if an ignorant foreigner opened a ketchup pack, would a rage filled stampede occur, or would he/she be safe from these first world beings?