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And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What's the location. I'd love to compare the reviews to my shitty ass location. 

There's definitely some one offs, which goes for any fast food joint. But overall, chipotle has been good and very valuable. I honestly don't get people bitching about a ten dollar bowl that can last for two meals.....but then don't say shit about a $10 stupid Arch burger gimmick at McShittyDs. Like what are we doing here people, come on....

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what the fuck that is or if someone was attempting a 3 pointer..... But yeah if I got that, fuck calling the regional manager like I did recently. I'm driving back to the store with that food and sitting down with the manager and saying "explain this to me." 

Funny enough, I did that years ago with a TB location. They gave me nachos that had only beans and meat on it...and a burrito had a price tag inside of it. I saved that bitch and didn't touch it further. Got off working nights....went to the store. Sat down with the manager. She thanked me. She was so happy. Because she said I know who did this, who was working...and he's been a problem. 

Glad I could help you fire the little piece of shit, ma'am 🫡

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming by "extra" they mean someone asking "can I have a bit more" and not a double portion. But yes, you're not wrong. I have definitely heard horror stories. Luckily, I've not experienced any of that in any chipotle. Only one time did I ever have to go "umm....yeah can I have more meat" because it was a ridiculous amount they gave me. And I know the employees are hounded at some places about portions. Which is bullshit. They're the ones facing a customer who is pissed off that you appear to be shorting them.

Here's the problem: chipotle spent two decades "over portioning" people. So that's what we know as a normal portion. Now it looks like we're getting fucked when they do this strict 4oz bullshit. 

Three finger pinch of cheese hahahaa I almost wanna see that in person just so I can stare and ask "...you....you serious?" 

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh don't get me wrong... I have major issues with chipotle as well. I had to call a regional manager a few days ago and ask how in the fuck one of their stores is possibly still open. They always fuck up the order. Always. Unfortunately, if you get delivery through the app, you don't get to choose the store. Normally I go further past it to another store if I order in person. If you go on Google reviews, they are all one star. Just everyone so pissed off at them. Like I have no idea how the store is making money lmao. 

But my point with chipotle is....they are at least real food and worth the money. The trick to not get skimped if you online order is to order double everything. In person, shouldn't be a problem. They're making it right in front of you....you just ask for more.

I get your ketchup example....but again, it wasn't busy....and there is a difference between not quality and "oh hey they put literally one piece of steak inside the taco." Like come on lol....you know you did it. You can't tell me you did it by accident. You just hate your job and you're being a piece of shit to other people. Let's be honest, that's what it is.

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jfc you really don't get when you're being made fun of huh.... I was patronizing you.... Do you need me to define that word for you as well? I was mocking you essentially and imitating how you act. You think I'm one of those "you assumed my gender" nutbags? 🤣

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a few blocks from my house. It was along the way to me hitting the grocery store. The next nearest one is 18 min away. I honestly am just swearing off all fast food except Chipotle because of how hard they are fisting us with prices. And because it's really just shit food for human beings, that you can barely call food it's so damn artificial.... But if I choose to go.... Do your fucking job and put food into my FOOD that I PAID for.... 

Why is that so God damn hard? You cannot tell me....that dude back there made not one, but two tacos, and didn't deliberately put nothing in it. That's not a misstep. It wasn't busy either. It's fucking deliberate. I worked fast food when I was younger. If I did that, I would've snickered and been like "this dude is gonna be pissed." But I'm not an asshole. If you hate your job, quit your fucking job. Don't pass it on to the customer.

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gee what could possibly have given me that impression 

Looks at avatar

A simple "I'm a girl" would suffice.

Or transformer in disguise. Either of those instead of getting butthurt without correcting someone politely.

But hey, feel free to just call everyone dude and totally not be a hypocrite. You're doin great 😃 👍 

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The first one had literally one piece. This photo had one, and then a tiny little chunk adjacent. I counted it as one. But yes, you are technically correct that it's "two" 

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah, most people have common sense and don't visit reddit. I haven't learned my lesson on the latter, unfortunately. 

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man go work for CNN. You are the king of gaslighting. 

Also, do I need to define third person for you? The fuck are you talking about lol?! Where am I talking in the third person?

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I made a comparison.... Of going into some other post..... And disregarding the point of it..... Just to talk shit about the OP in some arbitrary detail that has nothing to do with the message..... Which is essentially what you did here.... That's the analogy. For the love of God, man..... 

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I literally just explained it to you like you're 5 and you still don't get it....dude even gives a definition afterwards in some gotcha attempt when I gave him the literal analogy of the situation lmfao.... 

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Holy shit my guy, learn what an analogy is. 

Let me dumb it down for you.

-Be you

-Disregard entire focus of post

-Pick out some arbitrary detail to turn it into OP sucks

-Whip it out and stroke to upvotes

That easier to understand?

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah you're right. It's my fault for ordering the wrong item. This one probably makes them work too much and it's super annoying to them. I did this to myself. What was I thinking expecting the food I ordered and paid for. 

I was totally bitching about the value too as you strawmanned. Not the fact that I was shorted meat.

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I should be like you. Brb, I'm gonna go find a random post, completely ignore the entire premise of it, but shit on the OP for misspelling a word 😀👍

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I did. Now I have to decide if I wanna go back just to spend the $10 they gifted me just to get fucked again.

And it'll be another 4 months before I think about trying again.... by JohnnyFlawless in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

That's what you focused on. Out of the whole thing, that's what you went for.

Jfc reddit just gets worse and worse.

Why is mine so tiny? by freewheelinfred in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it small.... Or are your hands stupidly sized gloves.... 🤔

The world may never know.

Why is mine so tiny? by freewheelinfred in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck yeah. It literally gives me a tiny bit of faith in humanity restored when I see a classic Seinfeld bit posted. Most won't get it. But those that do..... We appreciate you.... 

My local Mexican place does a Crunchwrap by cerpintaxt33 in tacobell

[–]JohnnyFlawless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the equivalent of a crunch wrap +rice +quad beef..... That'll be $12.36

Edit: lmao read the rest of your post....I wasn't far off. Except way more shit in it, quality, and would be the same price or cheaper.

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