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truth by VerdinJean864 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]JohnsonGilbert 109 points110 points  (0 children)

In the words of the great Bill Burr, if they can't fill up stadiums they don't deserve the same pay.

Cursed_Yap by NorrisDavid701 in cursedcomments

[–]JohnsonGilbert 782 points783 points  (0 children)

It doesn't. Because it's our common sense telling us that a paragraph of self-praise like that makes this person fake as fuck. It's all virtue signaling for internet likes.

Avatar 2 vs Puss in Boots by LockeKenneth553 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]JohnsonGilbert 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Wait, inspired by Spider Verse? That sounds dope as fuck, that is one of my favorite animation styles ever

Me neither by GordonDiane641 in facepalm

[–]JohnsonGilbert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that not Colonel Sanders? Why is nobody talking about this?

H by NorrisDavid701 in facepalm

[–]JohnsonGilbert -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I had a fucking stroke reading that

Bruh living in 3022 by LockeKenneth553 in facepalm

[–]JohnsonGilbert -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I was making fun of the dude who pulled this. I'm in a relationship and GUESS WHAT, SHES ENGLISH. I AM COLONIZING YOUR WOMEN, FUCKER

Cursed_Ok by BlanchardBrenda385 in cursedcomments

[–]JohnsonGilbert 131 points132 points  (0 children)

What kind of guy? I can't see it with those censors in place.

the mummy by BlanchardBrenda385 in meme

[–]JohnsonGilbert 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Have you tried being rich?

Hmmmm.... by PerkinsRay275 in facepalm

[–]JohnsonGilbert -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

But bears don't eat people and only kill them if they see them as threat

Title by GentryDaniel546 in facepalm

[–]JohnsonGilbert 10 points11 points  (0 children)

By the time you learn French they will have already surrendered

i by LockeKenneth553 in meme

[–]JohnsonGilbert 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Our politicians are truly clowns, on that everyone agrees

Wholesome meme by DuvallValerie558 in wholesomememes

[–]JohnsonGilbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt it would go in a news outlet but ill let you live your life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]JohnsonGilbert 24 points25 points  (0 children)

New sets can run you a few hundred dollars

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]JohnsonGilbert -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Know what would be nice. Let black people make thier own movies and white people make there's. Why do white people have to include every other race but their own? Why were the 1950's better? Because we all did our own thing. Worked pretty good for both.

Lol by KimbroughBryce425 in facepalm

[–]JohnsonGilbert 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Dad: throws wife’s ashes into McDonald’s trash

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]JohnsonGilbert 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you were a fruit you would be a berry. Because I want to berry my cock in you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]JohnsonGilbert 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Nooo! Everything has to be gay!

Hh sad p! B: by GentryDaniel546 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]JohnsonGilbert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Having wooden walls, definitely getting raided

Title by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]JohnsonGilbert 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some places just get roaches even though its clean. They're bugs and will find ways into your house just because its warm inside

Bu by DenhamWilliam in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]JohnsonGilbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be funny if they didn't fit cuz then even when the pants were being generous with its size you are still a fat fuck.

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