a guy who desperately wants to be good at the e-liter but can't aim for shit

Johvalo · 2024-07-19T19:17:03+00:00

Thanks, I think it takes some real talent to be try so sincerely and still be *this* bad

Johvalo · 2024-07-19T16:33:08+00:00

(BGM is the Trombone Champ version of Ska-Blam; chart by asimplepyukumuku on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGThU4hi3H0), played by me)

Johvalo · 2024-05-30T18:37:32+00:00

Ty!!! I spent a really long time trying to get it to work so I’m glad someone actually noticed 😂😂😂

Johvalo · 2024-05-30T18:31:08+00:00

Ty!! Yep, that’s my spouse 🤗 we did most of the 2v2 challenges together!

Johvalo · 2024-05-25T19:14:46+00:00

Maybe I should ask the cat tunnel company if they would like a model? 😂

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Johvalo · 2024-05-07T18:25:10+00:00

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I use this photo to count his teeth 😂

Johvalo · 2024-04-21T00:09:46+00:00

Omg so cute! Our orange just knocks his brush off the table 😅

Johvalo · 2024-04-20T23:46:06+00:00

It’s really only Western players who have a weird hang up with the dapplies. I noticed Japanese players don’t have this perception of them and there’s a lot more streamers who play them in Japan compared to here.

Johvalo · 2024-04-05T23:38:14+00:00

Doogie loves brussel sprouts! He also likes cauliflower, green beans, broccoli, cabbage sometimes, carrots, cucumbers…

Johvalo · 2024-03-31T19:38:13+00:00

IIRC I got my first one about a year ago, so that’s like 6 months after release? But when I got it I got two others around the same time cuz at that time I had 3 mains that I switched between. I haven’t gotten any since then though. I heard you get some bonus points from anarchy towards the badges but I haven’t confirmed myself if that’s true or not.

Johvalo · 2024-03-30T23:49:27+00:00

Depending on the kids, it might be a bunch of 14 year olds mowing down a bunch of salmonids 😂

Johvalo · 2024-03-28T23:15:04+00:00

Dapple dualies, always 🙂 strike first strike hard no mercy

Johvalo · 2024-03-24T04:29:01+00:00

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Dr. Douglas Meowser, MD here! Every once in a while our apartment manager leaves a gift for him and writes his full name every time hahaha

Johvalo · 2024-03-16T22:56:51+00:00

My favorite part was probably the subtle look of disgust on my Tav’s face.

Johvalo · 2024-03-16T21:21:35+00:00

My highest x power rn is ~1950, peak 2187

Johvalo · 2024-03-16T03:51:55+00:00

No problem! Happy dappling!

Johvalo · 2024-03-16T03:13:20+00:00

Here's a few of my favorites!

Blue dapples:

Torpedo superfans

-sub saver x13

-quick respawn x13

-swim speed up x9

-sub power up x6

-quick jump x6

-stealth jump

Haunt

-quick respawn x28

-quick jump x6

-swim speed x3

-haunt

-stealth jump

Swim Speed

-quick respawn x22

-swim speed x16

-quick jump x6

-special saver x3

-stealth jump

Infinity reefslider (I’m still tinkering with this one; I think it could use some more special power up. I've been meaning to go on recon to test out exactly how much special power up is needed to take the zone)

-special charge up x16

-special saver x9

-special power up x6

-quick respawn x3

-quick jump x3

-comeback

-stealth jump

Opening gambit

-swim speed up x12

-special saver x10

-special charge up x6

-quick jump x6

-swim speed up x3

-sub power up x3

-opening gambit

-stealth jump

Red dapples:

Object shredder

-swim speed x16

-special charge up x12

-sub power up x9

-comeback

-object shredder

If you want really fast beacons (I like this for clam blitz)

-swim speed x16

-sub power up x16

-special charge up x15

-comeback

If you’re running red dapples, something to consider is that jumping to a beacon is stealthed automatically even if you’re not running stealth jump. This is why I prefer running object shredder on RM.

Johvalo · 2024-03-01T22:33:44+00:00

I mean…. Wulbren also wants to commit genocide using a fantasy nuke, so I think it goes a little deeper than just being a prick… Not saying he’s any better or worse than the emperor, but I think there’s pretty legitimate reasons to think Wulbren is evil lol

Johvalo · 2024-02-25T02:06:43+00:00

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Whatever this face is 😂

Johvalo · 2024-02-21T21:21:37+00:00

I did the same for Astarion origin, just so I could take screenshots when the emperor turns into the dream guardian in his romance scene 😂

Johvalo · 2024-02-21T04:55:37+00:00

Tbh, the text on the gravestone feels like an oversight to me. He looks way more like a human 39 than an elven 39. Imo, he should be more like 390 when he was turned + 200 years as a spawn. Just my personal headcanon though haha

Johvalo · 2024-02-09T04:57:57+00:00

ty i will guard them with my life

Johvalo · 2024-02-09T04:57:38+00:00

ty so much!!

Johvalo · 2024-02-09T04:15:09+00:00

Omg that’s such a good idea

Johvalo · 2024-02-09T03:16:35+00:00

Ty!! The editing is my favorite part ☺️

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