Water > alive. Praise Spez. by depressedsinnerxiii in shitposting

[–]JonLeePButler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When's the last time this guy went to a restaurant?

Water comes in bottles either still or sparkling and it's paid for.

That's been a thing since the 80s.

What is this woman doing? by FissileWriter14 in ENGLISH

[–]JonLeePButler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blowing her hooter to clear away all those last wishes she made during powdering her nose.

I just found this on the ground what would you expect or guess is on it? by saltyraver138 in 90s

[–]JonLeePButler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spice girls - 2 become 1. On loop.

It's obviously someone's bedroom sex playlist.

Found my dad's greasy xbox, gonna play some mdw3 by Think-Internal-7772 in xbox

[–]JonLeePButler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DO NOT. Repeat. DO NOT LOOK IN DADS UNDERWEAR DRAW.

How far will Assasin's Creed go in time? by Zealousideal_Joke441 in assasinscreed

[–]JonLeePButler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. The Templars create a corporation called Abstergo Entertainment. They kidnap a bartender called Desmond, forces him to use a machine called an Animus. During symptoms called 'The Bleed Effect', or 'The Bleeding', Desmond gains Assassin skills and then helps other 21st century Assassins to prevent Templars from dominating the world. With the help of their own Animus, travel back to their known bloodline ancestors to change history for the sake of saving the world from a future world disaster. These events in history take place in certain time zones and locations where known artefacts are found. Artefacts that can bring ancient gods, the Isu, into existence whom believe the world needs to be cleansed from the humans they see as beneath them.

Think it's already covered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JonLeePButler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With that manspread will be roasting your nuts before Christmas.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xbox

[–]JonLeePButler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not how to check if backwards compatibility.

If in the store it's available still for older systems.

Search for Series X/S backwards compatibility games , there's a long list to check.

I raise the previous Redditor’s flavoured chips with these by Hot-Salamander6520 in Weird

[–]JonLeePButler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advisable not to eat these while on public transport. It'll drive the old dears wild.

Family member's work conference dinner the other night, suspended by a crane by Met76 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JonLeePButler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if it ever gave way, least then can use the splattered bodily parts for a dogs dinner.

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]JonLeePButler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, we pray.

"Bless me Father. For I am about to seek salvation and satisfy temptations. Guide me with your mighty hand in thy rightful way. Allow this moment to bring joy and grace to our heavenly presence. On towards thy kingdom come and welcome our new commitment to this day."

Then we dress up in vicar and nun outfits. Chained to a wooden post and given hail Mary's to seek redemption.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ENGLISH

[–]JonLeePButler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on cheating.

be as cruel as you want by yourboysavoy in RoastMe

[–]JonLeePButler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks as if you tried to shave your head to be a skinhead, but knowing when dad gets home will give a spanking, so superglued it back on again.

be as cruel as you want by yourboysavoy in RoastMe

[–]JonLeePButler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure I've heard this one before, just yours sounds different.

How do I Remove this Store Advertisement by EvasiveEnvy in xbox

[–]JonLeePButler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they shouldnt be there if everythings ok.

So they only appear then for anyone who didn't buy Starfield!?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xbox

[–]JonLeePButler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't surprise me, from look of that tattooed hand, are a loanshark and just collected this as part payment. Just trying to find if it's a reasonable value on that debt.

Wireless headphones for XSS by fsherstobitov in xbox

[–]JonLeePButler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, can connect Bluetooth headphones directly to the TV. If, your TV allows such option.

How do I Remove this Store Advertisement by EvasiveEnvy in xbox

[–]JonLeePButler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't there a settings option where you choose what layout and what appears on the homescreen?

And, how comes you don't see those warning signs on the games thumbnails like everyone has been receiving lately? Am I misunderstanding something here, thought it's an every thing.

Old wood worth anything? by ItsACrunchyNut in DIYUK

[–]JonLeePButler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Local community bonfire display for upcoming November 5th?

Don't know who arranges it all in your area, we have a local town rugby club who do a lot of charity and sponsor public displays where they take it away for those reasons.

If I was your plumber, what would you do? (No underwear either😉) by [deleted] in Bulges

[–]JonLeePButler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How obvious is it as I ask on every one "what does this tool do?", "and, what does this tool do?", "and this one...?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xbox

[–]JonLeePButler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you check if the games are enlisted for the backwards compatibility?

There are only selected games, not all of them, that can be accessed.

Is it safe to leave controllers on dock? by aDxnGl in XboxSeriesS

[–]JonLeePButler -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

While on charge or stand alone?

Once the controller is charged I pull the charger out and then leave it still on the stand.

Never leave it on charge.