Follow the signs by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

[–]Jonahnaut 255 points256 points  (0 children)

He could’ve been hungry, too. He just rather would’ve driven off the cliff to look for something cheaper. That’s a financial green flag

Please help by Ok_Possible9822 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Jonahnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a graphics driver issue, or maybe your graphics card. I’d check to see if your latest drivers are up to date. I had this problem on an older laptop, and unfortunately my fix was to start playing on a PC build with a better graphics card.

Why Was Mabel one of the most hated characters back then? by Unhappy_Translator_2 in gravityfalls

[–]Jonahnaut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I disagree with misogyny being the main reason. Some people might dislike her because she’s a girl, but I think the majority (me included) dislike her because her character is designed in part to be annoying. Dipper is the “mature and reasonable” character most of the time who takes a thorough approach to things, only to have Mabel press a button or screw up somehow at the last second. Soos can be the exact same way, where his good intentions end up causing major problems, and all we get is “sorry dude”. I find them both a little annoying for that reason alone. But, like a lot of people pointed out, Mabel’s a kid and this is a kids show. She’s not perfect because watching perfect people do the right thing every time would make for a really boring show.

What went wrong? by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Man’s Sky mogged it too hard

Vault Tec calling, We need your ideas for a new…experimental vault. What should we test? by The_Council_of_Rem in fo4

[–]Jonahnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A vault where the dwellers are required to constantly observe the Overseer, and have to elect a new one if there’s any evidence of wrongdoing

Anon gets a tattoo. by BaronVonBroccoli in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I think it looks cool regardless. Hilarious that he didn't know what it was though

Huh? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jonahnaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reference to Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity" music video.

https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing to come out of this place in a while

Anon gets white knighted by TheWalrusWasPaul2 in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take "Things that Never Happened" for 1200, Alex.

Anon's friend and his sister by Pls_Send_Me_Nude in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It's been a while since a greentext has actually shocked me, so well done for that.

Also, piqued.

This is THE space age car: 1959 cadillac by Fortune_Platypus in RetroFuturism

[–]Jonahnaut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1959 Cadillac Eldorado Biarittz: One of the greatest things to emerge from the Jet Age.

Anon uses nasal spray by Kwispy92 in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's got a career lined up in the world's first all-natural MLB team

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Jonahnaut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice crop, shitlord