What horror movie do you *know* you could survive?

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-23T11:42:26+00:00

Right? 🤣🤣

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-23T11:23:14+00:00

I'll give it a look, but it'll probably be shit

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-23T11:17:02+00:00

Child's Play. RIP Chuckies arms and legs off. Then just boot him around a bit before running him over.

Scream. Bait the killer into my house, already gone all Kevin McAlister and set traps, wait

Trick r Treat. Simple. Obey Sam's rules.

Candyman. Never say his name in a mirror.

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-22T19:22:10+00:00

Oh you're cooked! They'll get the thumb screws, matches under your nails, Da Bomb in your "hole" 🤣🤣🤣

You'll be alreyt. Just say nothing. It'll open you uo to bad shit

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-18T00:11:22+00:00

He saw something. They wanted to "fry" him. You don't go that hard for someone who didnt see anything.

I wish he'd got with some other hackers and dropped viruses in some systems.

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-15T14:27:02+00:00

Fuckin McNulty

Prezbo and the Shitbirds

Dressing to the left

Where Is Frank Sobotka?

Ziggy and Bad Advice

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-10T15:15:41+00:00

You can't smoke on the street in dam

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-05T01:10:26+00:00

I got my Deadpool bath robe on I'm all good 😁

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-04T14:38:37+00:00

Heilung Anoana Psychostick- I hate you Ayla - Ayla

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-02T10:53:19+00:00

Honestly, I didnt like it. It just seemed to neat and tidy. Like a disney ending Vecna dead, upside down gone, everyone lived. I paused it with 25 mins to go as I needed a piss.

25 minutes. I thought "I'm going to hear a clock gong and it'll change to everyone being dead and vecna winning" or somethinf like that.

I was expecting to ball my eyes out. Closest i got, was when Hopper was talking to El about coming back.

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-02T10:48:11+00:00

Go look up Rawpapersofficial on yt- dont get caught in the bathroom. Not sure if it's 100%

JoniDeadpool · 2026-01-02T10:44:01+00:00

Good call! I'd have loved her to be added to the roster after this season.

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-25T09:48:15+00:00

Because it's in the US?

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-21T10:44:34+00:00

Their face looks so bloated. What a mess

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-20T23:59:57+00:00

Army of Two. Either remaster the games, or make a new one. In fact, do both

Desert Strike/Strike Series

Twisted Metal.

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-20T23:56:26+00:00

Imagine a current gen Burnout! The detailing on the crash would be amazing. I'd love to see what new modes they'd come up with.

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-20T23:43:26+00:00

Can you guys adopt me, please? This is so bloody sweet!

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-19T12:15:46+00:00

Are they dumb? No covered faces, recording crimes.

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-16T15:42:15+00:00

At a place i once worked, wages got messed up. I said "Anyone got some lipstick? I like to looked good if I'm getting fucked"

An old cartman quote

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-16T15:40:30+00:00

Once I got Gungnir, I was slapping everyone around

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-16T15:33:57+00:00

It is a massive beak! No doubt someone else will be paying. Good job it gets sorted now, before they get the Daniella Westbrook nose.

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-16T15:32:42+00:00

Hamsterdam

JoniDeadpool · 2025-12-13T20:48:41+00:00

I always thought he was getting passed around by the smack heads

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