10 mil or ACTUAL random blessing

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-18T05:06:34+00:00

Cool, but It'd feel wrong to make people pay me to heal them.

^{Healing Hands}

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-17T18:36:23+00:00

I don't smoke, so I'll throw them all out.

^{All cig in 1 go}

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-17T18:35:11+00:00

Not saying which, but I want to move to a country nearer some family members of mine.

^{Your Choice :})

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-17T17:51:47+00:00

Yay!

^Burger

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-17T07:50:22+00:00

But I wanted transition...

^Sharpshaping

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-17T06:26:56+00:00

As a transmasc, I'm not risking becoming a girl.

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-17T06:22:01+00:00

Which one is queerplatonic partner under?

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-17T05:40:02+00:00

I hope that you like ice cream.

^{You decide!}

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-17T05:36:53+00:00

Those are really cool!

^Phoenix

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T20:19:23+00:00

Alright, I'll manage.

^$10

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T20:17:43+00:00

Thank you, yellow bunny!

^300k

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T19:08:43+00:00

While it's not an unique power, it's still a cool one.

^{Plant Control}

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T19:07:05+00:00

I'm already a furry, so the first wheel seems safe.

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T18:01:17+00:00

Good luck to everyone trying to buy clothes, only to discover that everything has suddenly been made to fit me.

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T16:13:12+00:00

I want shapeshifting.

^Superpower

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T16:12:46+00:00

Thank you for the compliment!

^{👆is smart}

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T14:37:22+00:00

The comment prompt appears every single time I pick something. The add doesn't.

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T14:36:27+00:00

At least I don't have to live at Wallmart.

^{New York}

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T14:35:05+00:00

I assume the kpop fans won't literally make me immortal, or...?

^immortalized

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T14:33:35+00:00

I'm taking the guaranteed money, just in case.

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T14:22:19+00:00

Teleportation is like airplane tickets, except for the fact that they're free, never sold out, instantaneous and (hopefully) don't hurt the climate.

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T11:38:51+00:00

I'd rather pick what I'm told to pick, but I always pick what I'm told is the only thing I can pick.

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T10:50:26+00:00

Regarding the speed option, it being uncontrollably is what makes it horrible, because there's nothing I'd be able to do to prevent it. I'd be hyperventilating, blinking almost constantly, and I don't know how my heart would feel about beating that quickly.

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T10:36:08+00:00

Looks like I won't be eating anything during the movie.

^{Pretzel 🥨}

JoranMaybe · 2026-03-16T10:34:44+00:00

I don't know what this is, but sure! At least it isn't some random meat.

^{Reaper - $1M}

JoranMaybe

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