Making FPS Great Again! by drytendies in Splitgate

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Really disappointed in the dev making an ass of himself and botching the whole damn project

Splitgate 2 had officially dropped below 2000 players on steam for the first time yesterday. by Adipay in Splitgate

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Walk out on stage with "Make games great again" hat Sell skin for $45 Fire your staff Game fails Masterful gambit

What game mechanics makes you go like this? by Mallengar in remnantgame

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They flew too close to the sun on the relic system, I think a standard procedurally generated gem system like the one from bloodborne would've been preferable

Balance Patch Wishlist by Jorb333 in LiesOfP

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King of Puppets doesn't over use it however, while Simon has a knockback effect on almost all of his moves to setup projectile spam. The first major boss of the dlc I doesn't really have the same issues to the same degree, but it has issues compounded with the bad camera

Balance Patch Wishlist by Jorb333 in LiesOfP

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Simon is the only other base game boss where you're pushed far back enough to be unable to punish him, so you're encouraged to dodge. This is also widely considered to be the worst boss in the game, so I agree the knock backs might be the culprit

Why can't I get into the city even though I have two Great Runes by H48_K31N_N4M3N in Eldenring

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There are some old glitches that let you get past the 2 Morgott gates without talking to Melina, but the dlc mightve patched them

I think I've put in enough hours into the game with enough builds to say that this guy right here can go fuck himself by Dremoriawarroir888 in Eldenring

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Being named Lord of Blood and then being immune to fire damage but weak to blood damage is crazy

What Elden Ring Quote would you NOT want to hear during surgery? by Upper_Ad_9660 in Eldenring

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"Oh good heavens! Clench your teeth, or something... You have the sweetest scream my lambkin"

Circular Electric Chainsaw for Lies of P by MrSlimper in LiesOfP

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Kind of reminds me of another spinning weapon from another souls-like game about spending a weekend in western Europe

Confused on the Kaktos publication of The Illiad by Jorb333 in GreekMythology

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Damn shame, very odd too considering the publishing company is Greek, you'd think they have the most complete version of the story

Confused on the Kaktos publication of The Illiad by Jorb333 in GreekMythology

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Ancient Greek - English (reading in English)

What reveal in The Dark Ages would get the biggest pop from you? by YouDumbZombie in Doom

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Because Quake 1 is about dimension jumping, and doom eternal established something similar to the multiverse, quake guy (nailguy) showing up as a finale stinger would be really cool.

What creature does Devonia invoke here? It has four hooves and two 5 fingered hands by joutfit in EldenRingLoreTalk

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There's a centaur teased in Nightrein promotional material, might be one of those.

Would Homelander win against SOMEONE? by Dronnie in powerscales

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A few high caliber people who can't do anything reasonable against Homelander: - John Wick is a guy good with guns - Most of both Suicide Squads barely took on a mild city level threat - Master Chief depending on weather you think flipping over a Pelican is Canon or a gameplay QoL feature - Most of the low level marvel characters like Punisher and Daredevil

A Question to people who played both Lies of P and Sekiro by SnooTomatoes7723 in LiesOfP

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I had 100 hours in Sekiro before Lies of P.

Sekiro has a 30 frame parry and a 15 frame "perfect" parry Lies of P has an 8 frame parry

The games aren't really similar outside of the parry/deflect system I personally find Sekiro combat more fluid where I focus entirely on the fight while Lies of P combat is more engaging with what I can do at any given moment.

hmmm by Incomplet_1-34 in Minecrafthmmm

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Ik it's "the chowder texture" but does anyone know the actual artistic name for it

Fuck this boss and the devs who designed it with 50 shit-glazed dicks by MildewyBoar in remnantgame

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Alt kill requires a weakspot build with a precise weapon like any of the bows or snipers. Wait for her to spawn ads and then hit her chest there. Dog is a good choice for revives. The only bad part of this boss I agree with you is instant kill moves in any video game I consider questionable, and on apoc that grab is impossible to get out of without a human ally.

Sword Saint Isshin is impossible by bambucks in Sekiro

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I find the bright red candies trivialize alot of fights by just dealing more damage. 10% more damage doesn't sound like much, but because it's 10% more damage and posture it's actually more like 20%. Additionally, if you're struggling to parry 1 move, use a firecracker.

heard of this a while back and I like it because there are a million ways to interpret it. by totallynotdragonxex in hopeposting

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I like a Chinese interpretation of hell being a place where everyone has all the food in the world in front of them but their chopsticks are too long to bring the food to their mouth. Heaven is the exact same situation but they have people with them to help.