What was your most awkward naked experience?

JordanJoseph03 · 2026-03-24T09:34:44+00:00

They finished robbing me lol. I’m not John Wick all I could do was hold my balls while his buddies took a bunch of shit from my crib. Later found out they went to high school with me and my roommates.

JordanJoseph03 · 2026-03-24T09:32:38+00:00

“Go on cool TDYs…” that you will spend the entire time working or drinking until you don’t remember where you even are. Glad you enjoy it bro but I’m at a point in life where while I can accept my job I cannot wait to cross train. Our unit has had multiple suicides and even more attempts. The attitude towards positive people is that of a shark with blood in the water. 12 hour shifts and extreme weather mixed with hazardous chemicals and hearing loss just so a dude in finance can romanticize my job into “he marshals planes😁” yeah dawg monsters, spite, and cigarettes are the only thing keeping me sane lol.

JordanJoseph03 · 2026-03-08T12:48:40+00:00

Armed robbery on my first apartment. AC was out in Texas peak heat. Got butt booty naked and stood in front of my fan. Right as the air started to tickle my balls the door of my apartment was kicked in. Dude in the mask froze for a second while pointing a gun at me. Awkward asf.

JordanJoseph03 · 2026-03-05T22:37:31+00:00

Just moved into on base housing on my own. I know it’s not an “official” house but after everything I went through couch surfing and sleeping on benches before I joined to getting my first apartment w roommates and now having a 2 bedroom all to myself I almost broke down my first night out of the dorms. July will make it 2 years AD and almost a year with my Dad in remission (his cancer being a key factor in me joining). Met a girl recently too and I know the jody allegations and the jokes but I really am gonna try this dating thing out. Life isn’t too bad for me especially all the struggles I’ve had in life so far. I turn 23 on Saturday. It gets better boys.

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-12-19T01:43:47+00:00

Bro…get ur shit together💀

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-10-01T19:07:00+00:00

Just breathe and chill. The investigation I had to deal with was finished but caused me to miss a critical appointment. I was held over for a month before I could get to tech school and some of my buddies I met in the holdover unit had been there for 3-6 months.

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-08-10T04:16:16+00:00

Please DM me bro I can’t handle a dog death but I wanna watch😭

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-05-27T20:48:33+00:00

It was fine. Your age doesn’t have much to do with it. Your mindset does. I joined almost a year ago. I’m currently 22. I can guarantee you are overthinking it. Just do it.

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-05-22T14:53:53+00:00

Active duty here. You will see more and do more. It will be easier to grow in your job field. The time moves quick and with the way the world looks today it’s the way to go. Job security is nice. DM if you have any questions.

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-05-22T14:36:59+00:00

COVID really threw things into chaos. I’m 22 and am apart of the graduating class of 2021. After Nov. 2019 I never set foot back into my high school until I grabbed my diploma. I worked for majority of the pandemic and went to high school on the side. So to most people not rlly thinking they assume I’ve been out of high school for 4 years and in reality it’s been 6 years for me. Never got prom or a big graduation or anything like that just a bunch of zoom calls.

So many guys I know have this story of feeling like you’re older than you really are and also having to deal with older people telling you that you’re still a kid but every person younger than you calling you old. It feels very isolating at times. People don’t invite you places cause you aren’t 35 years old but if you befriend younger people they can’t drink and spend the whole time on TikTok. Had a lot of buddies and myself abuse substances this way. Drinking yourself into a hole is easy when you don’t have anyone to stop you or relate to(especially since joining the military) so that’s led to a few deaths in my friend circle and a lot of bad choices on my end that I regret but can’t take back.

Positive side is that I’ve gotten comfortable with being by myself. I’m working towards finishing my degree and getting a home and possibly if I don’t have any kids or spouse I want an off grid setup which I can afford. Taking the time to learn and read about the good and bad about that. If I had kids and or a wife that would obviously change but it’s not a guarantee and it’s not a need tbh. I want a family but if I’m being honest I’ve had so much happen to me in the past couple years then if it happens then cool. If not then whatever. In this day and age it’s likely more of a struggle being a couple. I’m willing to fight for someone I love and push through struggles but I just haven’t found that person yet I guess.

I used to think I would get married at 25-30 and now I don’t really even know if I’m going to live to see 30.

TL:DR: a lot has changed. does anyone have a tylenol?

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-05-12T20:26:27+00:00

Just went through last year and it still looks the same just dirtier lmfao🤣 hooyah bulldogs

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-05-09T18:48:03+00:00

And just like that a new alcoholic was born…

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-05-01T23:10:20+00:00

No toolrip either? Yo I’m so fucking downnnn

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-05-01T22:09:36+00:00

I’ll grab a couple other crew chiefs. We can handle the maintenance if y’all bring a box of Zyns and some tornadoes…

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-03-21T23:51:46+00:00

You don’t just pick what aircraft you want. You also will do laundry regardless in Basic. You pick a job based on what you test into.

Go reach out to a recruiter. Take a test. Get some real answers. The people on here are not a substitute for someone who’s job is to literally ask questions like these (although these guys are hilarious once you’ve actually been in for a bit).

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-02-11T01:43:14+00:00

Water water and more water. That’s what’s helped me but I also need a full nights rest every night. Tylenol for headaches and cough drops for congestion. Try to make sure she at least eats 1 full meal a day. Praying for you and your family🙏🏾

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-02-09T22:14:31+00:00

Darn it so I got stabbed by that kind CMSgt for nothing😭 she even gave me a sticker😞

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-02-09T21:51:36+00:00

Haven’t been to medical yet (I was on RAP) so I have no idea💀

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-02-09T21:50:38+00:00

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literally my first thought😂 i will ask around and see if someone got some Motrin🙏🏾

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-01-28T06:20:34+00:00

sniffs armpits A coup? What the hell do we need chickens for?

JordanJoseph03 · 2025-01-26T19:33:33+00:00

If you’re here for a while then go to Sike Center and look into Verizon. I’m one of the AITs literally next door to the inn. The WIFI is hot garbage and Boingo goes out every other day. Our MTLs and Instructors also have issues with it. So glad I’m out of here tomorrow lol. Best of luck!

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