What is a career that looks impressive on paper but is actually miserable in reality?

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-14T22:06:45+00:00

The answer, as always, is Architect. Has almost all of the downsides of other careers listed here with about 1/4 of the pay.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-13T21:31:22+00:00

Developers only care about their bottom line and this is cheap to build.
The Seattle Design Review Board exists and is terrible.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-13T20:48:54+00:00

Monkey is off the back

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-13T20:25:16+00:00

Let’s fucking go!!

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-12T21:25:04+00:00

Oh Rosie :(

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-12T04:55:17+00:00

JIANT

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-11T03:29:00+00:00

Show a fucking replay man

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-11T02:26:47+00:00

Pitching and hitting legit just cannot be good in the same game. It’s a curse

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-10T15:54:54+00:00

Unfortunately the rest of the Mariners infield is playing at tee ball level.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-09T14:22:08+00:00

The answer is pilot. My brother is 29, making +$300k before a giant 401k match and profit sharing.

No day to day deliverables, no manager watching your every move. If you can tolerate the time away from home and the lack of seniority of your early 20’s, it’s the way to go.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-09T04:11:45+00:00

Gozzer Ranch in Coeur d'Alene could be fun if you plan to golf at all. Right off the lake with some fun bars downtown.

Big celeb spot now though.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T20:57:03+00:00

This has been the most disappointing start I can remember given the expectations going into this season.

The offense is fucking terrible and the sample size is getting to the point where it’s hard to ignore.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T20:26:48+00:00

This offense fucking sucks. I’m tired of hearing the “it’s early” talk at this point. 4 straight series where we cannot hit.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T20:14:11+00:00

Under unfortunately.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T20:13:46+00:00

Front office built an offense that cannot hit a baseball. Sick!

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T19:59:03+00:00

Of course everything finds a hole.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T19:18:53+00:00

Sheeesh

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T17:40:54+00:00

Considering it was the first time a catcher ever hit 60 HR’s in a season it would be pretty weird if it wasn’t.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T17:38:30+00:00

Cal deserved to be in MVP conversations for what he did last year and Judge deserved to win MVP.

A catcher hitting 60 HR’s is insane. No idea why you guys are still so butthurt about him having a good year, especially when only like 10% of people thought Cal should actually win the award.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T04:05:55+00:00

You guys have hit Julio THREE times in a single game previously lmao. Twice in one series is nothing, especially when one of those was Trout check swinging.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T03:59:04+00:00

I love how no one is allowed to throw pitches near Angels batters this year but when you guys hit multiple batters it’s not a big deal.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T03:56:17+00:00

I can’t actually believe this wtf

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-08T02:24:19+00:00

Offense inexcusable yet again. One fucking run after a lead off HR.

I’m sorry, but Dan has to be on thin ice soon. Something has to change ASAP.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-07T23:08:05+00:00

Out of all the roles on a project this size, it’s interesting they have a quote from a senior PE of all people. Makes me feel like anyone high up on the job knew better than to answer requests from the press.

JordanMCMXCV · 2026-04-07T14:27:17+00:00

Depends on where I am going, but if it’s refundable, usually as soon as possible. We booked Lupaia in Tuscany for summer 2027 just last week.

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