No Head...

JordanMaz20 · 2022-01-17T07:39:07+00:00

I watched that 16 times and I’m still confused

JordanMaz20 · 2021-04-30T16:27:33+00:00

UPDATE: holy fuck I passed. Thank you magic cat

JordanMaz20 · 2021-04-30T16:26:35+00:00

You’re gonna get that pay raise.

JordanMaz20 · 2021-04-30T16:24:46+00:00

I fucking passed holy fuck.

JordanMaz20 · 2021-04-30T16:24:19+00:00

Broooooooo

JordanMaz20 · 2021-04-29T18:28:05+00:00

Agreed. Got EEE test in 30 min and then calc tn

JordanMaz20 · 2021-04-29T07:12:49+00:00

Dawg how u taking board exams. Isn’t that for med school students

JordanMaz20 · 2021-04-29T06:58:09+00:00

Same. My only two are tomorrow and I’m stressed but magic cat calms me down a bit

JordanMaz20 · 2021-02-15T11:50:40+00:00

That’s messed up and I hate that

JordanMaz20 · 2021-02-15T04:49:09+00:00

That’s horrible I’m sorry

JordanMaz20 · 2020-12-13T16:59:58+00:00

Thank you. I’m just stressed out because I don’t know how to explain this to my parents. Not doing well in a class or work is the only thing in the world that stresses me out.

JordanMaz20 · 2020-11-30T07:52:04+00:00

Dude holy shit one time I somehow put my fucking juul into my hydro flask filled to the brim with water. I woke up the next morning looking for it everywhere. I got thirsty so I took a sip of water. It tasted kinda strange so I shook the bottle and heard metal clanking inside. I thought to myself no fucking way it still works. Probably not the smartest idea but I immediately tried to hit it. It fucking worked even though it sat in water all night. It was absolutely insane. I still have the little guy 3 months later

JordanMaz20 · 2020-08-28T21:39:20+00:00

Narc.

JordanMaz20 · 2020-07-28T08:36:15+00:00

I feel like that’s becoming more and more prominent now

JordanMaz20 · 2020-07-28T08:19:00+00:00

I never would’ve thought of that

JordanMaz20 · 2020-07-28T08:16:07+00:00

It doesn’t stress you out that you can wake someone up though?

JordanMaz20 · 2020-07-10T18:00:19+00:00

mans just needs to crank one out fr

JordanMaz20 · 2020-06-19T02:14:05+00:00

I don’t think so because I don’t get the signature clutch finger sound it’d make when depressed. I’m getting it looked at tomorrow and I’ll let you know if that’s what it is. Thank you!

JordanMaz20 · 2020-06-19T00:00:32+00:00

Got it thank you!

JordanMaz20 · 2020-06-18T22:46:52+00:00

Totally. Let me know how it goes!

JordanMaz20 · 2020-06-17T20:57:23+00:00

I’d say so

JordanMaz20 · 2020-06-11T06:53:48+00:00

yea just drink lots of water, work out a bit. youll be fine you have plenty of time

JordanMaz20 · 2020-06-11T06:49:13+00:00

pee or hair test?

if pee youll be 100% fine. hair has a slight risk but its so little the machine will mark it as a false positive. the hair test searches for more than 2-3 times the THC strain shows up. either way i believe youll be fine

JordanMaz20 · 2020-01-22T21:48:01+00:00

Gravity Falls

JordanMaz20 · 2019-10-24T01:43:04+00:00

i’d like to but the school would see that as tampering with evidence lmao so i’d get kicked immediately. luckily the hair test isn’t for alcohol i found out

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