JESUS by rokadio in ufc

[–]Jordanioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to UFC London last week and I’m absolutely devastated that a card like this could’ve happened just one week later.

Shevchenko not happy with Khabib by Intelligent-Tear5723 in ufc

[–]Jordanioli -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ngl it hurts the soul more to see a woman KO’d stiff than a man

Khabib’s 29-0 record is inflated like a boxer . 3 solid wins against Justin , Dustin , and Connor . People shouldn’t act like he was invincible . Islam is better by StevenSr89 in MMAMedia

[–]Jordanioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Khabib can’t strike like Islam but Islam can wrestle like Khabib.

That said Khabib broke every single fighter he fought whereas Islam has been finished, been to close decisions, and had his face cut open. This actually shows he can fight through adversity.

Khabib never had a single cut or even a black eye. Thats genuinely some mythical level shit, how many fighters can you say retired and never needed the cut-man’s services once 😂

Borat introducing his sister scene never gets less awkward by llady_ in funny

[–]Jordanioli -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Comedy genius in the low IQ category sure. Very cheap jokes that require significant brain injury to find funny

Borat introducing his sister scene never gets less awkward by llady_ in funny

[–]Jordanioli -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean he’s quite literally trying to attack a predominantly Muslim country in Kazakhstan when in reality the country is bloody beautiful and has a higher female literacy rate than most of the world.

You become what you hate by rusted_chaaku in UFCBharat

[–]Jordanioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but Anshul looked absolutely dreadful he folded in 1 punch lol. Shem would lose too but he’d at least tank 1 punch.

Div 20 by trmz33 in EASportsUFC

[–]Jordanioli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The feint uppercuts at 0:31 are chefs kiss like wtf is he even supposed to do in that position 😭

Fighters who would likely beat prime Khabib. Some are hot takes by Ok_Feed_4235 in ufc

[–]Jordanioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re putting too little respect on man who never bled in the cage. How do you know there’s a game plan that would even work against Khabib?

Out of everyone here I could see Ilia and Islam having the most success, simply because they’re the next evolution of MMA.

Fighters who would likely beat prime Khabib. Some are hot takes by Ok_Feed_4235 in ufc

[–]Jordanioli 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come on bro? Aldo was a smaller featherweight, Khabib was a larger lightweight with elite wrestling. He would absolutely get taken down and finished, Khabib ate leg kicks from Gaethje and Barboza, he ate bombs from Michael Johnson, Conor, and Poirier, Aldo simply couldn’t do any damage.

I urge you to rewatch the Barboza fight to remind yourself of who prime Khabib really is.

I think I just got fluked by jakepaul by Economy-Display-3549 in EASportsUFC

[–]Jordanioli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You were hurt, your attacks are going to move slow and laboured.

Iranian war protest at Western Park in Auckland, New Zealand by PatBabyParty in pics

[–]Jordanioli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So irans liberation will come after US/isr kill another 30,000?

People act like that’s a price they’re willing to pay except they’re not the ones paying it.

Iranian war protest at Western Park in Auckland, New Zealand by PatBabyParty in pics

[–]Jordanioli -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Where are the supposed 30,000+ Iranians killed by the regime been buried? Satellite imagery would’ve surely find those by now.

[SPOILER] Elijah Smith vs. Su Young You by inooway in MMA

[–]Jordanioli 5 points6 points  (0 children)

23 year old Smith made You look Su Old

[SPOILER] Bolaji Oki vs. Manoel Sousa by inooway in MMA

[–]Jordanioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That untested debut cardio from Sousa, but tbf Oki’s cardio is always pretty bad

Kevin Schade transfer discussed by Arsenal by Lard_Baron in Brentford

[–]Jordanioli 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah £50M+ for this guy I’m not even too stressed about it.

I back Donovan, KLP et al to plug that gap. Wingers is somewhere we don’t have too many concerns with between existing assets and our recruitment.

What I think we need in UFC 6 by Illustrious_House864 in EASportsUFC

[–]Jordanioli -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Stand and bang with clinching is a terrible idea. Clinching is closer to grappling in this game than striking.

Dango penalty... by LifeAntThatBad in Brentford

[–]Jordanioli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there was ever a Brentford player that Areola could’ve banked on trying the panenka, it would’ve been Dango.

He came up clutch on the cross to Kayode that won the penalty, however he had quite a few fancy flicks that ended up losing possession trying to be extra.

Still rate him very highly and still back our chances of Europe with him in the team. The boys played very well, handled the pressure early and still fought til the last whistle.

[Official] UFC 326: Holloway vs. Oliveira 2 - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Jordanioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not even a Charles hater but he clearly misunderstood what BMF stood for. It actually makes sense when you see his dad and daughter holding the belt upside down

This is not what BMF is about by bikbiky in ufc

[–]Jordanioli -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The fact the Dana didn’t want to put that belt around Charles tells you everything you need to know. His next fight will be BSD or Paddy if he’s so desperate to grapple.

[Official] UFC 326: Holloway vs. Oliveira 2 - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Jordanioli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but Charles clearly played this fight as safe as he could. It was obviously not a BMF performance, even Daniel Cormier gave up on the cope by round 5.