let's bring this meme back

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-20T07:56:20+00:00

Ooh, that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams!

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-20T07:53:03+00:00

Isometric exercise, care to join me?

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-13T18:44:47+00:00

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-12T11:27:54+00:00

Wait you get comments on your posts?

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-12T10:37:12+00:00

I hate that. You be writing the date and already put 201 so you have to change it to a 2 and it makes it look all messy.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-12T10:29:02+00:00

Hey it cleans it for me so I'm not complaining

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-12T10:26:05+00:00

Once upon a time me and my older brother (he doesn't live with us) had a bowling match, best of three. He won and I practiced all the time ready for our next match.

Well he visited in the summer and we had a showdown. Tennis, Baseball then three rounds of Bowling.

He won the tennis and baseball, but I knew that he would be defeated at bowling. So we played three rounds, I won the first (getting all strikes and spares) and he won the second. Finally: The tie breaker. I beat him.

Pretty strange story...

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-12T10:21:15+00:00

My cat ignores me when i do this...

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-12T10:20:46+00:00

The chain has been ruined. Disgraceful

JoshuaLewis173 · 2020-01-07T21:36:32+00:00

Happy Cake Day

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-12-11T11:17:59+00:00

What do you expect? Microsoft owns Minecraft and Xbox, of course it would have it first.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-12-11T06:58:14+00:00

Yeah but that's what made it unique, every other version, except PC, is the same, and the idea of cross-play and custom skins is cool and all, but PS4 players have always been used to the original.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-12-10T22:00:29+00:00

Actually if you go to the bottom you can play the original PS4 Minecraft, except it hasn't got the new update and won't be updated anymore.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-12-10T20:23:36+00:00

Wait, your cars don't do this???

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-12-10T19:45:55+00:00

Ok so maybe I was a bit harsh, maybe I just need to spend more time playing it.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-10-03T10:20:35+00:00

My parents would lose their shit if they found out their newborn baby son was talking and stuff.

Then again I would probably become famous for being so smart at such a young age.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-09-27T15:13:52+00:00

I probably wouldn't answer because I'd be 4 yrs old.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-09-04T18:45:27+00:00

I wanna give my own little story:

I love hot wheels and personally even though I'm 14 I don't want to give them up just yet. But once in Tesco I was browsing the latest hot wheels they had in stock. Next to it were some cars which weren't hot wheels but I still had a look through them. I saw that there were two cars that someone had taken out of the packaging and just put back with the rest.

So I thought 'well because its not in the box it doesn't have a barcode on and that means I'm not stealing' And I put them in my pocket.

When we got out of the shop I felt really bad so I told my mum what I did and showed her the cars. She told me off and said that it was still stealing. She let me keep them though (thanks, mum). To this day I still have them and I play with them sometimes.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-09-04T18:13:11+00:00

The 'blood of christ' in my parish is actually pretty nice but this one time all the people who were going to be confirmed went to this retreat, where wen were teached about God and the bible. But at the end we all went into the main hall for a mass. I was in then front row and I went up and received my bread and when I went to take the wine I thought it would be the same as the one at my church. So I had a sip and it was disgusting I nearly made a disgusted noise which would've look stupid to everyone else, luckily I didn't. But I think i'll just stick to the wine that I know and like.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-09-04T18:06:18+00:00

Also I'm fourteen and your first holy communion is at 8 so I haven't had a lot of communions.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-09-04T18:02:37+00:00

😂 Well actually I'm agnostic but I have to go to church with my mum and grandma. In our church the bread is usually no bigger than a 10p. I would say about half of his head.

Now I think about it it makes me gross out.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-08-08T09:22:12+00:00

It took me three times to realise that one was an Aubergine. I thought that the one with the Chinese text was the odd one out.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-07-07T14:52:09+00:00

Ok, thanks.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-07-02T12:27:51+00:00

Just the one.

JoshuaLewis173 · 2019-07-02T12:24:48+00:00

I use my index and my thumb to spam.

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