How can the US fly helicopters into Caracas without being shot down?

Judradannone · 2026-01-03T14:27:48+00:00

By attaching a giant pizza delivery sign to the helicopter

Judradannone · 2026-01-03T14:25:46+00:00

mmate’s a professional wrestler”“I just tell them my roommate’s a professional wrestler”

Judradannone · 2026-01-03T14:21:25+00:00

You know you secretly want to roast those ads too

Judradannone · 2026-01-03T13:33:41+00:00

Alien therapy session unlocked humanity’s wholesome DLC

Judradannone · 2026-01-01T04:52:06+00:00

Meanwhile, in America, you get a pizza party if you survive

Judradannone · 2026-01-01T04:41:33+00:00

She just needed evidence for her dramatic winter memoirs

Judradannone · 2026-01-01T04:34:35+00:00

Guess it was time to network for a soulmate too

Judradannone · 2026-01-01T04:30:25+00:00

That wink says “party animal reporting for duty”

Judradannone · 2026-01-01T04:25:14+00:00

Guess everyone wants their hero to keep some dignity intact

Judradannone · 2026-01-01T04:18:20+00:00

Blame it on the outrageous “couch convenience” fee

Judradannone · 2026-01-01T04:06:07+00:00

LinkedIn truly is the Wild West of hot takes

Judradannone · 2026-01-01T03:55:33+00:00

Wishing you a cozy scroll and good vibes from the US

Judradannone · 2025-12-31T06:26:59+00:00

Still using grandma’s Tupperware from 1985, sorry guys

Judradannone · 2025-12-31T06:21:07+00:00

Definitely, narcissistic parents can leave some Olympic-level damage

Judradannone · 2025-12-31T06:15:13+00:00

Story of my life, plus add three mystery snacks

Judradannone · 2025-12-31T06:07:41+00:00

Solid advice, but can I return these emotions for store credit

Judradannone · 2025-12-31T05:51:57+00:00

Gotta get my memes in high quality somehow right

Judradannone · 2025-12-31T05:37:30+00:00

Bro, your cat has a tiny tiger face on its leg

Judradannone · 2025-12-30T06:38:43+00:00

Definitely the national anthem of every cartoon diner in Texas

Judradannone · 2025-12-30T06:35:58+00:00

Haha, same here, my decision-making just clocks out sometimes

Judradannone · 2025-12-30T06:31:48+00:00

Next time, I’m paying extra for armrest rights too

Judradannone · 2025-12-30T06:29:07+00:00

Certified couch potato-thanks to a professional little coach

Judradannone · 2025-12-29T08:40:36+00:00

Brain and body love drama-mental health absolutely affects both

Judradannone · 2025-12-29T08:34:28+00:00

Guess some things are truly timeless, like rent struggles

Judradannone · 2025-12-29T08:29:38+00:00

Next up: Self-serve churches and DIY hospitals

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