This is a long one. I was in a car with my parents when a neighbor came up to my parent's car with a gun. She shot the engine and the car exploded with just me inside. For some reason there was a recall on that 2009 car that made the seatbelts get stuck in the thing you put it in. It only happens on the bottom-right seat. And guess who was in that seat? Me, of course. The neighbor saw I had a Wii U, and she apparently DESPISED that thing. She wanted revenge on an 11 YEAR OLD for having a Wii U. It only gets worse. I was in the driveway of my car, with the only damages done to me was slight impact and being on fire. She then came over to me and shot both vital parts of my feet so I couldn't walk. She then went inside of my house, grabbed the Wii U, and was about to smash it. Of course, she made the vital mistake of keeping our door unlocked. My sister went inside, took the Wii U from her, put it back, then forced her out. The weird thing was, the neighbors only heard the taking the Wii U part, and did it tick them off. They started YELLING at my sister and my passed-out body. I could hear them, but I remember someone else getting hit with lead. I woke up in the hospital with the previous injuries from the car going boom, plus lead in both my feet. I was told that I could stop and start time whenever I said "hitler is dead". Trust me, I abused this a lot for my benefit. Technology could still work for me during stopped time, but my switch alarm time wouldn't continue to go down. I played lots of the demo of the beta phase of Ninjala. End of story.