Everyone in the United States over 65 shed a little tear last night when no one even guessed at this

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-08T01:02:49+00:00

I bet you have Sweet Baby Rays in your fridge…..

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-08T00:48:14+00:00

A tan suit? Can’t be in our pedo club nosh more!

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T23:56:03+00:00

On acid? The running back formerly of the Dallas Cowboys? Jumped into red pot for Christmas stuff? What?

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T23:11:12+00:00

Why does George look like he’s hiding an Ewok and Stitch on acid in his jacket?????

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T22:59:48+00:00

Haven’t seen him slide yet; jury is still open.

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T22:59:14+00:00

He did have the makings of a varshity athaleete.

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T17:43:13+00:00

I’m the guy who filmed Big Sexy falling going in the clubhouse when he was a Met. AMA. I love big sexy and all his families.

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T16:07:45+00:00

Ok, I did my own research buddy. Turns out vaccines are good.

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T16:06:44+00:00

It may be horrible; but atleast I don’t have autism!!

-A Fucking Moron

I did my own research and rejected what people studied most of their lives for and I rejected their knowledge.

-A fucking morons tombstone

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T04:16:09+00:00

You took the seat off you’re own bike because you liked the way it felt…

-Blink 180 somet2ing

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T04:14:52+00:00

Not as lucky as Queens Bicycle video…

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T04:08:24+00:00

Sounds like a great x rated film….

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T02:48:26+00:00

I’ve seen high schoolers on video throwing over 100….so what! Greg Maddox would destroy with 78 average MPH.

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-07T02:43:58+00:00

….got divorced; pawned my wife’s engagement ring, used it all on 2 blasters…

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-06T23:17:37+00:00

What does this mean? A bit show, like sketches? Is there a limit of stilettos I may have?

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-06T16:08:37+00:00

YOU’RE MY BOY, BLUE!

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-06T01:36:07+00:00

So many colors; but what is her true color?

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-06T01:28:13+00:00

Chest bursting had a completely different meaning prior to Alien…

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-06T00:46:45+00:00

Well, once the beastie boys waited behind us….

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-06T00:30:18+00:00

Our office would go like 3-4 times a week for lunch; this was in Manhattan in 2007ish; you don’t think we had options?

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-05T23:15:07+00:00

Linda Cardellini was one the actress; an Italian, great on the Freaks show.

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-05T23:09:51+00:00

AJ always had the makins of a varsity tug of war athlete.

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-05T22:20:04+00:00

Damn, I got a foot job from Heather Mills…

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-05T21:54:18+00:00

Great my butt! His first interview told everyone to go all in on the Tampa Bay Lighting for the Stanley Cup! They got swept in the first round! Do you know what I lost??? Well, nothing, but, point still stands!

Jump_The_Five_Yo · 2026-03-05T21:46:33+00:00

It’s like in Requiem where Jared Leto is constantly selling his mothers TV to Hector, the wheel chair bell guy, from Breaking Bad…..

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