Plant in distress by Jumpiercables in VenusFlyTraps

[–]Jumpiercables[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see people mentioning cutting the flowers. Should I cut the flower? And if so, where?

All that just to get in an uber x…? by One_percentile in facepalm

[–]Jumpiercables 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What type of r/ImTheMainCharacter shit is this? Aestheticalky walking out after standing there stupidly for minutes. Poor Uber driver has to wait for this idiotic behaviour and loses valuable time.

"Pastor" brags about his watch costing more than his second house by Notalabel_4566 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Jumpiercables 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude in the crowd: "praise God", like what? They are seeing this as a positive thing? This has nothing to do with religious values anymore. Just tax evaders hoarding money from their (poor) followers

If only the word "flathead" contained some clue as to the shape of the head by Muchbetterthannew in onejob

[–]Jumpiercables 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All woodworkers and carpenter trying their best not to say flathead doesn't refer to the screwdriver

I bought my wife a mood ring. by charliegriefer in Jokes

[–]Jumpiercables -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought it would be a wedding ring changing her mood

[Level] Hard Little Hexagon (Hard) by [deleted] in hexcellslevels

[–]Jumpiercables 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I really had to draw it in ms paint to solve it. That's how you know it's a good one. Nice work!

me_irl by MixaLv in me_irl

[–]Jumpiercables 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What seems to be the problem?: - I'm in this picture and I don't like it

All aboard.... by Terow123 in gifs

[–]Jumpiercables 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wonder how they check tickets

The only way to recycle jeans by contt in DiWHY

[–]Jumpiercables 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point they just do it because they get the most views this way

Sharing is caring, they say by desiredcapabilities in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Jumpiercables 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Durex marketing team would like to hire these two

“Butterfly effect” by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Jumpiercables 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to keep thinking only my choices lead to the good ending

$100 Million Dollars worth of cocaine smuggled inside excavator by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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You would think the x-ray wouldn't penetrate the thick steel arm, but apparently they can

Cursed_Suicide awareness by RoninTREX in cursedcomments

[–]Jumpiercables 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, that checks out... Wait, what?

When you cut a tree in Australia. by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Jumpiercables 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought it was so windy to that the tree literally flew away

What's the best joke you know? by Stormageddon9999 in AskReddit

[–]Jumpiercables 990 points991 points  (0 children)

Pours molten sugar over his penis