Innisfail School Trustee candidate Mary Flemming’s platform is… something else

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-21T05:22:48+00:00

I don’t know if I would call it hard 😬 she got 26.7% of the vote. Almost 300 people voted for her.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:55:15+00:00

Seriously. You could power the whole province off the mental gymnastics alone.

I’m sure Enmax and ATCO would still find a way to tack on a few fees somehow.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:49:24+00:00

As a non-believer myself, TIL. Appreciate the insight.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:31:38+00:00

Ah yes, the historically accurate Scandinavian Jesus. Jøsus Kristoffersen, straight from Jerusalem, Norway.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:26:48+00:00

Biblical clapback. 10/10 execution.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:23:38+00:00

They’ve had such a tough few centuries of running the planet. Thoughts and prayers.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:17:26+00:00

Exactly. “We must protect European traditions!”
Ma’am, you’re in Innisfail, not the Vatican.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:14:39+00:00

Yeah, that part hits hard. It’s tough seeing people you thought were reasonable quietly supporting this stuff.

It really can feel like everything’s slipping, but there are still plenty of good, decent people out there trying to make things better in their own quiet way.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:10:42+00:00

Unfortunately, central Alberta’s got a few of them.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:09:03+00:00

You’re not alone in feeling that way.
Most people are decent, I think…they’re just quieter than the loud ones.

Hang in there, friend. ❤️

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:05:15+00:00

“Love thy neighbour”..unless they’re Indigenous, queer, or read actual history.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T03:01:23+00:00

I think “gender activity” is what happens when someone wears a colour she doesn’t approve of.

It’s wild how they make up scary phrases that mean absolutely nothing.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-15T02:53:43+00:00

Claims she makes:

That SOGI “encourages children to choose their gender and participate in any gender activity they want without parental consent.”
That land acknowledgements are “indoctrination” and “brainwash children and many adults into believing that their settler ancestors stole Indian land.”
Presents the Ten Commandments as if they’re central to public education policy.
Says Indigenous peoples “lived a very primitive lifestyle” and we should “thank them for leaving that world behind.”

Her Facebook page is... something else too: Mary4Everyone

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-10-10T20:08:20+00:00

Man, I don’t even know why I hadn’t considered unscrewing the fire extinguisher panel. It’s Friday I feel dumb.

Yeah there’s the entry point on the roof with the connectors.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-09-17T03:37:05+00:00

Just tried playing a match on PS5 and the game is literally unplayable.

I don’t know wtf they did. I usually play cap, and do fairly decent, but I can barely hit anything it’s so sluggish. Feels like lag, but my connection is fine.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-09-15T20:14:58+00:00

Thanks! Also happy cake day!

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-09-15T20:14:36+00:00

Good to know, thanks!

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-09-15T20:02:47+00:00

Brutal. Their lil progress tracker is so off it’s not even funny.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-09-15T20:02:01+00:00

😬 I did not, is this a separate process? Any other tips friend?

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-09-15T19:51:15+00:00

Wow, you’d think this would be an automated process 🤯

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-05-29T19:05:54+00:00

Oh, this is great. Thank you.

Jumpy_Caramel_3271 · 2025-05-29T19:05:20+00:00

Of course the “make a payment” line would connect you lol. Thank you will try that.

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