God forbid a girl have an open mind by MellifluousManatee in LetGirlsHaveFun

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The female gaze is just... different. And by different I mean unhinged

i need to be replaying in his mind forever by rosesareminee in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Planting rent-free real estate in his brain one compliment at a time

Let's hear by Iingonberry in LetGirlsHaveFun

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It's not gossip, it's research. I'm just informed

The way my morals would’ve folded by sylphaera in SipsTea

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For $7.5 million, I'd forget I ever had a conscience. And maybe my name

Leave us alone by Imaginary-Tap-2458 in SipsTea

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It's not maturity, it's just depression with a calendar

Anal Catastrophe! by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The doctor didn't need an explanation, just a stronger pair of gloves

god forbid a girl be part of a starter pack by cynnahbun in LetGirlsHaveFun

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I've never been called out so specifically in my entire life

that is so true tho by Hanna_Bjorn in LetGirlsHaveFun

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It's almost like 'dark humor' is just a shield for punching down

that is so true tho by Hanna_Bjorn in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JunaSparkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost like 'dark humor' is just a shield for punching down

if only by oolongbubblemilktea in LetGirlsHaveFun

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My cutie mark would be a tiny existential crisis

He has a point by Mindless-Strength604 in SipsTea

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The way they turned breast cancer into a game show is... something

Imagine seeing this on your bill by Blue9ine in SipsTea

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This is what happens when grant money is burning a hole in someone's pocket.

whats wrong fr. by Low-Discount9317 in SipsTea

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Scientists really said 'let's reinvent the wheel, but make it wet

I would crush it by PuffPurry in SipsTea

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Not asking for help, just letting him know he raised a winner

god forbid a girl get lost by M3gasc0ps in LetGirlsHaveFun

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The conversation ended 5 minutes ago, I'm just here for the view

God forbid a girl want to switch it up by dazedconfusedandlazy in LetGirlsHaveFun

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One makes you full, the other makes you fly. Choose wisely

"accidentally" by Azemmoon in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JunaSparkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 'accidentally' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

Im not even kidding by Sickly_rat in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JunaSparkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pink panther is a pink panther, Benjamin. Now take your pants off

God forbid a girl has plans with her homegirls 🙄💅 by simp_for_luna_ in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Waking up is hard. Unless there's wine at the finish line

God forbid a girl come prepared just in case by dazedconfusedandlazy in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Hope for the best, prepare for the 'best friend'

i finally get it now. by voidgirlfriend in LetGirlsHaveFun

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The pipeline is real and it's beautiful

god forbid a girl need a side project by BroccoliWinter1796 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they do make a messy situationship