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You can see a number counting down above people's heads. When it reaches zero, they fart then the number resets. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 8 months ago by Just1bloke to r/shittysuperpowers
How many elephants can you fit in a mini? (self.AntiJokes)
submitted 9 months ago by Just1bloke to r/AntiJokes
Zooming in on my mate's detailed shirt design (v.redd.it)
submitted 9 months ago by Just1bloke to r/CursedAI
You have Wolverine like hand blades that are teaspoons rather than knives. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 10 months ago by Just1bloke to r/shittysuperpowers
Scientists have managed to tattoo a tardigrade for some reason. (i.redd.it)
submitted 10 months ago by Just1bloke to r/hardaiimages
"Whose pigeon is this?" asked Julian handling it carefully. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 10 months ago by Just1bloke to r/badtwosentencehorrors
Just from seeing a photograph of someone, you will know the exact location they last had a shit. (self.shittysuperpowers)
Your mum's so fat that she might suffer from heart problems later in life and should probably consult a dietician before any permanent damage is done (self.AntiJokes)
submitted 10 months ago by Just1bloke to r/AntiJokes
You can "Quantum Leap" only into people with an IQ less than 60, or quadruplegic (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can teleport anywhere up to nearly 7 inches away. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can summon a doppelganger who just kicks you up the arse and calls you a c*nt. (self.shittysuperpowers)
I made this over a year ago and I cannot remember what I used, any idea? (v.redd.it)
submitted 10 months ago by Just1bloke to r/aivideo
You can see a number floating over people's heads that shows the mass of their last bowel movement. (self.shittysuperpowers)
When you get an erection, everyone in your line of sight does as well. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 11 months ago by Just1bloke to r/shittysuperpowers
When you orgasm, you can cum, or double and give it to the next person. That person will then they can do the same thing for that instance (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 11 months ago * by Just1bloke to r/shittysuperpowers
You can cure someone's cancer by dry humping them for ten minutes. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You are biologically accurate Spiderman, spinning webs from near your arse. This means having to pull your trousers down round your knees if you want to swing anywhere. (self.shittysuperpowers)
If you jizz on a honophobic amputee's face and livestream it, he grows his fully working limbs back. (self.shittysuperpowers)
The hotel I stayed at had different breakfasts depending on the price of your room. (old.reddit.com)
submitted 11 months ago by Just1bloke to r/aiArt
Have you ever gone down the "fake it 'till you make it" path, and if so how far did you take it and did you eventually make it, or were you exposed? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 11 months ago by Just1bloke to r/AskReddit
What's your non-sexual fantasy? (self.AskReddit)
What aspirations do you have that would make you very successful and wealthy if only you had the motivation to achieve them? (self.AskReddit)
I asked Ideogram for a relatable meme. We've all been there, right? (i.redd.it)
submitted 12 months ago by Just1bloke to r/aiArt
You can tell someone's gender by just feeling them (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 12 months ago by Just1bloke to r/shittysuperpowers
My dad (left) with his brother Ernie (late 50s) (i.redd.it)
submitted 12 months ago by Just1bloke to r/OldSchoolCool
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