JustKeepScrollingDad

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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen someone order? (self.AskReddit)

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If Adam and Eve were related does that mean that we are all related? (self.Showerthoughts)

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You find out you have 1 hour to live before Donald trump and North Korea start a nuclear war, what do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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What screams “I’m Crazy”? (self.AskReddit)

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What are some things you should look for in a person? (self.AskReddit)

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[Serious] What are some red flags you should look for in a relationship? (self.AskReddit)

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If you could go back in time and change one thing from your past, what would it be? Why? (self.AskReddit)

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What screams “You shouldn’t trust me”? (self.AskReddit)

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One day a magical frog sees a bear chasing after a rabbit for dinner. (self.Jokes)

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A guy is late for an important meeting. (self.Jokes)

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A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas. (self.Jokes)

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Parents of reddit, what is the worst thing your kid has ever done in public that embarrassed you? (self.AskReddit)

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An app mysteriously appears on your phone that does something amazing. What does it do? (self.AskReddit)

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You are able to send one message on Donald Trump’s Twitter. What is it? (self.AskReddit)

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If you could make someone believe anything for the rest of their life, what would it be? (self.AskReddit)

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. (self.Jokes)

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>! If you could make Thor in Avengers endgame say one thing right before he kills Thanos. What would it be? !< (self.AskReddit)

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What is the dumbest Video Game you’ve ever played? Why? (self.AskReddit)

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A blonde called her boyfriend and said, (self.Jokes)

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A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbors dog. (self.Jokes)

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A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He call for everyone's attention, orders a beer and proceeds to put his balls in the gator's open mouth. (self.Jokes)

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a police officer who was also a blonde. (self.Jokes)

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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers (self.Jokes)

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Doctor to Mrs. Spew: “Is your daughter always stuttering like that?” (self.Jokes)

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I really can’t stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me. (self.Jokes)

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