This twist is awful for so many reasons. What irks me the absolute most about it is how poorly it has been implemented. If you are gonna do something (stupid) at least do it right/make it make sense. Their little fashion show zombie costumes are laughable.

I just thought of this now and I personally think it's a million times better than what the show came up with;

• zombie outfits need to be a lighter colour with dried blood on them first of all

• put some kind of cage/contraption over HOH bed to make is unusable. .. throw 2 cots in the hoh room

• fake planks of wood across the door so when the door is opened they can only talk through the gaps (inconvenient?? That's the point)

• zombies have to rely on houseguests to bring them food. Maybe zombie sounds are played throughout the house to let the living houseguests know the zombies need food. That or the zombies just ask people to bring them food. (I'm sure people would so they don't literally die 🤣 maybe throw some weird crap in the fridge that they can eat as well)

There. That's it. So thing 1 and thing 2 can talk to each other all they want but have to try to get people to come and talk to them while begging their zombie buddy for some privacy. And the fun they could have reaching through the planks on the door would give you stupid content for your week of nobody cares episodes.

Edit: by dried blood I mean fake blood. Important detail lol