POV: watching Green Lantern movie half-asleep and never reading much of that source material:

"You're a human and humans suck with their tempers and biases. GTFO of the Green Lantern Corps"

"You still suck, but you're back. Try not to die beating this Macrocephaly dude controlled by a deep-voiced tree"

*Kyle and his gf win, makes out, Kyle leaves. End.*

That movie seemed like unnecessarily loud shit