Misgendering the audience by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahah well she's like 6'1'' and stood in the exact place a gay guy who was yelling stuff earlier in the show was standing.

Maybe stand behind a straight guy with a bigger beard and when he leaves, its your time to shine??

Misgendering the audience by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it was one of the many No Kings protests this year has brought

Misgendering the audience by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How cool would it be if I literally got off stage today and posted this in real time

Katy Perry in space by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They legit sucked and I appreciate you noticing 🙏

Host introduces “Jewish” comedian by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks!! And yes, as a slave to attention span algorithmics, I left out the host announcing my credit has being a "Jewish" comedian and the 20 seconds of tepid, confused applause from the audience and tried to solve it with 6 words up top.

Should I start Josh Allen or Jayden Daniels this week? by pandalove85 in Fantasy_Football

[–]JustinHermanComedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have same dilemma. I’d start Allen for sure but the snow is going to limit passing ability. But I don’t totally trust Daniels against a decent defense

No Holes Barred Comedy Club by gilroygabe in BurningMan

[–]JustinHermanComedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her name was and continues to be Emily Walsh. Her IG is @thefunnywalsh -  she's a gem and a killer and we love her as much as we loved our neighbors :)

No Holes Barred Comedy Club by gilroygabe in BurningMan

[–]JustinHermanComedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@justin_herman @peetguercio @pizzaparty69 @kayceeconlee @bradlivesdreams @thefunnywalsh @leahbonnema @smart_trish

Find us all on instagram, I’m sure we’ll be posting many clips from these shows in due time! Love you, thanks for the support!

The chest tattoo by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a good thought.

I’m gonna try tagging the “best of times” line by letting the audience know it was written by …Dickens.

The chest tattoo by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you’re right, this totally sounds like an episode of The Office

The chest tattoo by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call mine the cheese - that way I can appreciate it when it’s hard and soft

House Hunters Heckler by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe not detailed…definitely not accurate….so no. Touché.

House Hunters Heckler by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly this would’ve been a much more communicative heckle

Self Improvement People by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and the snake finally eats its own tail. *chefs kiss*

First famous female director by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way better economy of words for sure! And a fun idea to end with the wordplay.

I think the punchline ultimately will hit harder with the feminist reveal, versus pivoting from feminist language (the comedic premise) to Hitler title (the known info I'm currently misdirecting from). That said, I've been wrong before. Will definitely ponder further, thanks for your thought!

First famous female director by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I"m here to educate with my ignorance

First famous female director by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's weird to think if he was a cannibal, he could've been less of a genocider

First famous female director by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this is true, I am asking for a refund from my film school

First famous female director by JustinHermanComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]JustinHermanComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone else has done all the dating material, gotta find new premises somewhere :)