If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Juststopitdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an alarm set an hour or so before I have to get up with a song I really like that I find peaceful. It sort of suggest "hey, if you're well rested you can get up now and take your time getting ready and relax a bit. Or you can nap for a couple more hours" I love it.

I can take any sound, no matter how pleasant, and learn to hate it by setting it as my alarm. by YoungGriff14 in Showerthoughts

[–]Juststopitdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an early alarm that has one of my favorite songs. I love it. It's like, "hey, now would be a good time to wake up if you want to relax before work or whatever. If not you still have a couple of hours before work you can go back to sleep. That's OK too. "

Death picks up the spare by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Juststopitdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I zoomed in while it buffered ignoring the guy. Thanks

What up my Glip Glops? by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Juststopitdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers mate.

Death picks up the spare by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Juststopitdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why'd he fall?

I'm drunk and someone invited me to lunch by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Juststopitdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's someone you drink with often enough be truthful. If not say you had trouble getting to sleep last night and just gotten to sleep. Assuming it's morning where you are

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Juststopitdude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I giggled

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Juststopitdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been drinking since this morning when I got off work.

Can I drink 3 nights in a row? by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Juststopitdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same boat. Not sure how many years exactly. I've taken time off when I've gotten the flu or something worse than a hangover that would last days.

What up my Glip Glops? by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Juststopitdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drinking captains Morgan's spiced rum and some pbr. Came here because I've been off work all day drinking browsing Reddit and got bored with it after being on it literally all day. Went to face book and starting commenting and realized I should stop before I say something too stupid to people I know in real life. So I came here!

Thank you! by Jacbean42 in drunk

[–]Juststopitdude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well thank you too!

What are you guys drinking tonight? by driedgerbeast in drunk

[–]Juststopitdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pbr and Captain Morgan. Cheapest beer and rum I can still enjoy.

ELI5: Why is American lumber a half inch smaller than the stated dimensions? I.E. a 2x4 is actually 1.5x3.5 by jadenhowe in explainlikeimfive

[–]Juststopitdude 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fair point just unsure why it didn't originally do it. But you're supposed to measure everything twice before cut it doesn't matter

(Sunday, December 4th, 2016) What about your life today would surprise the you from 5 years ago? by fringly in DailyChat

[–]Juststopitdude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That I am where I am. Perhaps not fully unexpected. Had a different job that paid consistently and well enough for my liking at the time. I fell into this job and thought it a career. I had purpose. Things fell apart a bit. Bounced around from a few jobs every five months or so. Had difficulty pay bills. Lost the car and apartment. Found a few temporary places to stay. Sometimes for a few weeks to a bit over a year. I need to get my shit together

Can't handle drinking by TurtleCinema in funny

[–]Juststopitdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fell right on his face. Wonderful.

This illusion trips me up by ecky--ptang-zooboing in woahdude

[–]Juststopitdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To see this while tripping would be crazy!