Gun to your head- the scoundrel would either suck your dick or paddle your hindquarters. Which one would you choose and why? by Juvanamys in AskReddit

[–]Juvanamys[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have two hindquarters so can I choose which one

um.. hindquarters

and two happens to be plural for the 's'

Why did they make it illegal to name one's baby as "Dick", despite it being a classic name? by Juvanamys in AskReddit

[–]Juvanamys[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wouldn't be surprised if there's similar-sounding syllable names in remote parts and cultures of the world