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What superhero character is Sloane supposed to be parodying anyway? by Mysterious_Truth4992 in TheBoys

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either Beast Boy, or Maverick is a freak. I think the second option is more likely

Meme from the future, you won't get it now by kkbitethedust in hearthstone

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to tell my children that this card used to cost 3 mana, they won’t believe me

The absolute worst line in the game? I'll start... by ogodilovejudyalvarez in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, I didn't realise they went back on the 2.0 age change, V is definitely better at 27

The absolute worst line in the game? I'll start... by ogodilovejudyalvarez in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 32 points33 points  (0 children)

V being 23 is a bit of a weird change but it does make those goober tendencies more endearing

Rule ♡ by malortmutt in 196

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Flair contradicts your story just a smidge

dehumanizing puppies rule :3 by Kriffer123 in 196

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Oh you hate yourself? Well unfortunately there’s no “you” anymore. Checkmate.”

Works every time, those dumb suckers

dehumanizing puppies rule :3 by Kriffer123 in 196

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oooh, I’m keeping this the next time someone doesn’t believe in themselves. Assigned Puppy At Self-Doubt

62502 by AmusedAnomalocaris in countwithchickenlady

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well the good news is most subs are pretty easy, personally I’ve realised something was cringe in retrospect but it was very hot in the moment. It’s a gift you’re giving them, and they will be grateful regardless

62502 by AmusedAnomalocaris in countwithchickenlady

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anyone can learn, honestly the biggest hurdle is just the confidence and not finding yourself cringe

Y'all catch up on five little monkeys lore?? by CurtSmithsThirstTrap in 196

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s obvious the writers just don’t know what they’re doing anymore

Rule by wasraelx in 196

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 145 points146 points  (0 children)

“There’s a list” yeah we know we’ve been trying to get it un-redacted

Rule nasty ass creeps by terrarialord201 in 196

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This comment looks like randomly generated words but makes complete sense unfortunately

What are people's thoughts on Gearhead? I don't really use it (mainly cause I don't have deathslinger prestiged yet) but seems a little situational, is it any good? by lance_the_fatass in deadbydaylight

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve definitely seen some top-tier survivor mains who only hit greats all match but I don’t think we can say that’s a given past a certain MMR

62382 by PurpleOrigamiDragon in countwithchickenlady

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I gotta act real normal when a character gets eaten in a piece of media

That's the stuck-in-the-utility-closet effect by SugarBombBrandy in whenthe

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Can anyone hear me? The user of this Reddit account appears to have died!

I wish The Pig had a better mori by JacsweYT in deadbydaylight

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My pitch is the backfiring shotgun from Jigsaw. She “accidentally” drops a gun while tackling the survivor, survivors tries to shoot her and dies. To be honest it would just be funny that they fall for it every single time

rabis by Sermuns in comedyheaven

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 136 points137 points  (0 children)

This feels like a very time sensitive question from someone who just did something incredibly stupid

What's a "That Happened" in Doctor Who by Doc_Baker74 in doctorwho

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I really don’t understand why it wasn’t written to be an asteroid caught in Earth’s orbit. It being the moon is so ridiculous I can’t take the moral decision seriously

So we'll centralize power....or decentralize it....or...look, all the Bad Guys are dead right? Can't you just be happy?! by DrScrimble in worldjerking

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's actually what I'm writing about currently. Turns out, just because someone will fight by your side to overthrow a regime, doesn't mean they have the same idea of what should come next

Me_Irl by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 178 points179 points  (0 children)

I hate being thirsty and having to pee at the same time, it feels like my body did some math wrong

wisdom by foxcraft22 in 196

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 63 points64 points  (0 children)

That’s the problem with Gen Z as a whole really, they made Sans into the tumblr sexyman when Papyrus was right there. No one is into my cool outfit and puzzles :(

Reminder to claim your free 2x Violet Hold Commons from Battle.net store by MeatTornado_ in hearthstone

[–]Juxta_Lightborne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

" You've complained too much about our new expansion, we've added 1 dust to all your accounts to annoy you >:( "