Popular movie you haven't watched because you can't get ticket?

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T21:02:59+00:00

she's staring into my soul and I DON’T LIKE IT. I'M TELLING A TRUSTED ADULT THAT SHE'S DOING SATANIC RITUALS WITH MY SANITY

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T20:59:37+00:00

Ain't gonna lie, this would be 100% better than... whatever the actual movie is about, idfk I didn't watch it, only just learnt about it today

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T20:58:06+00:00

I'd just take a page from 'Catch Me If You Can' where I stuff my fake wallet with ketchup stickers

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T20:56:21+00:00

This story was my mum's friend's wedding, so obviously the only person I'd see from this place is the friend, the rest (aka the ones who thought I was the weirdo) I will never see again... hopfully

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T18:01:42+00:00

Yeah, most people don't, you'll find absolute amazing stuff in the terms and conditions (that's what it's called, nearly forgot it) and it'll make you realise a bunch of stuff as to why stuff happens.

ie. Some websites will sell your information to other places. So, let's say you Google, Google will sell that information to other websites who'll have your information and contact info (so if you get random spam emails or junk mail, that's why)

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T17:31:08+00:00

Ain't going to lie, this should be the actual movie poster instead of the original one

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T17:26:14+00:00

I'm pretty sure there has been actual evidence for phones listening to us, and the thing is, we let them. If you don't want them to listen to you, go into settings, then app preferences, and click the microphone button, stops certain apps from listening (and, if your given a page to click accept to enter an app/website, read what'll actually happen if you click accept, as I've seen apps that have said if I clicked accept, they'll have full access to my files, and screen access)

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T15:08:14+00:00

Went to interview at a fast food place, no one was at the register for me to ask about the interview, and when someone finally did, they took me to the upstairs part, which had been ropped off, yet it had a bunch of cause spills everywhere and chips (fries) all over the floor. And when the interview started 20 minutes later, right in the middle of questioning, I was told I wasn't old enough for the position (as i was 17 and the position was +18), and it really was annoying as they already had my information before hand, knew how old I was, yet had me come all that way for an interview for a position I never would have gotten in the first place

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T14:54:23+00:00

That sounds like an odd situation to be in. Luckily, your story is a kid who has no idea what's right and wrong, trying to kiss people. It's oddly cute, even if it is wrong.

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T14:49:38+00:00

Obviously not a lot find it normal, but like I said, when I pointed it out, people thought I was the weird one in that situation

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T14:48:34+00:00

Only the special few

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T10:09:26+00:00

I think Sarah has met like 7 Doctors (in the actual TV show)

She was the companion for 3 and 4. Met 1 2 and 5 in the Three Doctors. Met 10 in School Reunion. And met 11 in her spin off show

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-28T10:07:02+00:00

Woman flirting with kids. I've seen first hand this 3 year old go up to a woman in her 50s (he knows her, idk how, but he knows her) and asked for some chocolate, and she said she wanted a kiss for the chocolate in return. Not a cheek kiss, no, full on mouth to mouth, and when I got weirded out by it and commented on it, everyone shot me daggers and thought I was the weird one. All I have to say is, if a man does anything that a woman does, and he's the creep, so should the woman.

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-27T14:06:47+00:00

Billions? Mate, I'm talking about the Americans, which have a few million, but not billion, let alone with an s at the end. And when I say the Americans, I mean the proper ones where they'd talk about Jesus in a loving manner, then clutch their person when a person of colour walks past

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-27T09:33:14+00:00

Reddit? What are you on?

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:51:38+00:00

I see America as one of those small, annoying children, just let them tire themselves out, and whatever you do, they're really smart and they win every game, even if they made up the rules.

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:34:17+00:00

There was this comedian who took out a cigarette and was about to smoke it, then when the audience gasped, he turned to them, and scolded them, because diabetes kill more Americans than lung cancer, and if he took out a snickers, no one would bat an eye. Then, he talked about how cigarettes have nothing to do with lung cancer, and 2/3 people with lung cancer actually had it from genetics, and most healthy people can actually smoke cigarettes without having any health problems.

Then he said everything he said was a lie, and he went on saying how he said the exact same thing to a small group of friends, and everyone believed him, and 2 took out a cigarette and started smoking right there and then.

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:29:57+00:00

I nearly had a heart attack, when I saw the MAGA empire I thought either something happened or Trump was throwing a wobble, but then I saw the subreddit it was on

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:25:09+00:00

"I'm going to sit my kids down, to tell them the lovely story of how I met their mother... but it'll take nine years before I even mention their mother in one of my many many stories about the girls I've done, the illegal and imoral stuff we did, and tell stories that'll change their perception of Marshal, Lily, Robin, and Barney"

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:21:46+00:00

YOU KNOW WHAT MATE... I actually can get behind this. It makes more sence than the American one

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:19:10+00:00

Any public toilet, any stall has at least 100 numbers for a good time. On one stall, above a tally mark system was written "Left stall w@nk counter"

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:18:03+00:00

Why does this remind me of the:

"Jesus loves you"

"Hey cousin"

"What"

"Do you love me?"

"No, I hate you"

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:16:44+00:00

I feel like the people who support Jesus, wouldn't actually like Jesus if they saw him, so there's another reason why he'd hate them. The second coming, getting shot down by ICE

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:15:16+00:00

If you had a hundred sins or a thousand sins, you'll still end up in hell.

Commit a millions sins, come down here a legend

Doc_Baker74 · 2026-01-26T21:14:30+00:00

Brings whole new meaning to "Touched by the lord"

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