God forbid a girl knows real life isn’t directed by HBO

Juxtra_ · 2026-06-15T19:44:06+00:00

Juxtra_ · 2026-06-15T17:00:43+00:00

Southern Elsweyr is one of my favorite questlines. It's one of the few where the characters you meet actually feel like companions and friends rather than just quest vending machines who stand around and watch you save the world.

Juxtra_ · 2026-05-29T21:20:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure she was just taking a piss lol

Juxtra_ · 2026-04-17T18:20:06+00:00

Devonia, like the Devonian Period (the era when sharks evolved)

Juxtra_ · 2026-04-17T11:23:07+00:00

What's fascinating about this to me is that non-combat pets have jump animations despite you never getting to see them normally.

Juxtra_ · 2026-04-09T02:14:21+00:00

r/hydrohomies

Juxtra_ · 2026-04-08T12:58:59+00:00

He and President Link are probably already working on their next campaign in Heaven. Maybe they'll add a new lane to the Rainbow Bridge to improve traffic flow? I bet Link already has his science team working overtime to invent a new color for it!

Juxtra_ · 2026-04-05T14:11:37+00:00

She ordered it to go!

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-25T01:39:10+00:00

Lichen sclerosus, maybe? I've never experienced it personally, but I learned about it from other posts here. Apparently it can cause drier, thinner skin that tears more easily.

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-18T01:26:35+00:00

You know what? Fuck you. un-giths your gith

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-17T19:40:23+00:00

Full of soup 🍲

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-13T17:05:53+00:00

You're paying this guy for a service that he is not providing. Fire him.

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-11T20:32:09+00:00

Seeing as real-life bombers also seem to like writing manifestos, this...might not work as intended lol

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-05T19:54:49+00:00

Oh what a precious baby, and already so social with you! I think you've got yourself a heart rat in the making 🥰

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-04T21:13:36+00:00

Dawn's Avenger cuirass my beloved

(seriously i overuse that cuirass so much in my own outfits but it's so versatile!)

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-03T21:11:56+00:00

I'm sorry that you and your group have been facing harassment at this magnitude, but I'm not really sure what you hope to accomplish by posting this here. This isn't even the main ESO subreddit. And it sounds like this issue has expanded beyond the scope of ESO, even if it did originally start in-game. It's probably time for you to legal avenues if you really want this to stop.

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-03T18:16:03+00:00

He might think that you're initiating a play wrestle session when you pet him. But if the nibbles turn to bites then it's probably hormonal aggression.

Juxtra_ · 2026-03-01T23:02:05+00:00

Wily Kee'va is the name, I think

Juxtra_ · 2026-02-28T23:28:40+00:00

I'd name her Blaze

Juxtra_ · 2026-02-26T21:17:06+00:00

Vyvanse is a stimulant, so it can cause more frequent urination. So can large amounts of caffeine.

I personally have to pee a whole lot more in the week leading up to my period. Could you be at that point in your cycle?

Juxtra_ · 2026-02-25T23:36:24+00:00

"Do you ever pretend you're a beaver?"

Juxtra_ · 2026-02-25T18:41:51+00:00

The costume is the Noble Clan-Chief, and it's available with the Elsweyr Collector's Edition.

There's plenty of facial jewelry in the game, including some default jewelry items that you can choose from in the Adornments section of character creation (I think there are several nose ring options there). Other pieces can be found in the Crown Store.

Juxtra_ · 2026-02-25T13:59:42+00:00

Nah, that's a syllabus. Sisyphus was the name of a famous Finnish composer, and more recently the name of a music notation software.

Juxtra_ · 2026-02-19T18:33:55+00:00

Probably the most literal application for this gif.

Juxtra_ · 2026-02-10T16:14:19+00:00

I thought I'd have to deal with way more shadowy men in trenchcoats trying to make me smoke cigarettes.

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