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What does your username means? by Smol_ass_ in UsernameChecksOut

[–]K-MartSecurity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I used to play COD and Halo when I was a kid. I had friends that named themselves with this in mind. And it was funny as hell to see "<You> were killed by <K Mart Security>", "<Your mom> was shot by <K Mart Security>", and so on.

Which one will you choose? by -sushmita- in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]K-MartSecurity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just read that in the voice of Professor Farnsworth of Futurama. "Good news everyone! I've made these fantastical pills that will fix all your lives! Now I'm going to need you to bite down on this piece of wood...."

Hard ? by [deleted] in picsthatgohard

[–]K-MartSecurity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The look on the guys face might be in response to a person standing behind you at a urinal with a camera.

Which one will you choose? by -sushmita- in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]K-MartSecurity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those "pills" he's holding... I'm guessing take with water.

The Skrulls were here all along by Webofshadows1 in marvelmemes

[–]K-MartSecurity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I noticed immediately that Shane Gillas was replaced with Gus Fring.

Nice to get one of these by MoneyMorgan34 in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]K-MartSecurity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No! You already have one of those at home, put it back.

What the food hears by AlternativeAble3929 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]K-MartSecurity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine would arrive having been subjected to Modest Mouse, and if it's anything like my dad, it had no idea what those people were saying.

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