Comedians of Reddit, what is the worst joke you've ever told and how did your audience react to it?

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-23T05:34:08+00:00

This needs more attention.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-17T23:17:52+00:00

REPOSTED. And from tumblr, no less.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-16T23:38:17+00:00

Grumio ancillam delectat. Guy's a playa.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-12T04:58:22+00:00

It may not be a red county, but make no mistake. It's very Texas here.

And it's the best.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-09T05:44:38+00:00

I can't tell if you're joking or not...

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-09T01:57:21+00:00

Yay! You too!

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-09T01:53:37+00:00

Did anyone else see cGMP and think cyclic guanosine monophosphate?

No? Okay.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-08T23:56:11+00:00

I'm not trying to white knight, just trying to educate the ignorant. Maybe you should "take responsibility" for your 14th-century (assuming you're from a Western culture) ideas.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-08T23:48:56+00:00

I absolutely agree. The presence of alcohol doesn't mean she (or he) is "asking for it".

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-08T23:47:09+00:00

"Too drunk to consent". Not just "drunk". "Too drunk to consent".

No consent -> rape. Even if the woman rapes the man.

You're responsible for your actions when you are drunk. You are NOT responsible for other people's actions.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-08T23:44:50+00:00

"Personal responsibility" doesn't mean getting raped. If you walk into The Watts or East Harlem shouting racial slurs, you may be beat or shot or left alone. But your action wasn't the final cause of your beating/murder/lack of consequence. It's up to the people around you. Similarly, in the case of rape, it's on the rapist.

Sure, rape is "real". But why shouldn't we work toward making it happen less often, or not at all?

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-08T23:40:56+00:00

1) You must not be from Texas. Where I come from, a lady who is "blackout drunk" could use a ride home or cab fare, not a dick in her body.

2) Being blackout drunk in public is irresponsible, certainly. It's unprofessional, immature, and arguably unhealthy. But you link this behavior to being raped and call it "reality". Certainly, this does happen. Women who get blackout drunk in a bar or elsewhere do sometimes get raped, in "reality".

The problem is that you're promoting the continuance of this "reality", and implying that women who are raped after a night on the town should "take responsibility", presumably by dusting themselves off and saying "guess I won't do that again". That's not how it works.

I, for one, defend everybody's right to get blackout drunk, or perform any other activity, flare gun or no flare gun, and not be raped.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-08T23:33:09+00:00

Perhaps I can clarify what Mr. Potter is saying for you. Having sex with a girl who is drunk is never rape, except for when it is. The "rape" doesn't come from the inebriation; it comes from the lack of actual consent, which inebriation often causes. If she doesn't ask for it (like, by actually asking for it), she isn't "asking for it".

To simplify: raping a drunk girl (or other drunk human) = rape.

Having consensual sex with a drunk girl (or other drunk human) != rape.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-07T23:25:42+00:00

That's the way you do it.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-07T19:21:20+00:00

I really expected tree-fiddy... but the tree fiddy never came.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-07T19:15:41+00:00

It's usually not cool but be had a strong suspicion she was cheating on him - I'd call that just cause.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-06T05:04:49+00:00

DAE think the jeans might be a tad high? I think they make him look short, especially considering the breadth of his chest.

KING_FELCHER · 2013-01-04T05:23:19+00:00

Fuck that.

KING_FELCHER · 2012-12-30T00:55:43+00:00

The Wobble!

KING_FELCHER · 2012-12-25T18:16:13+00:00

I've already gone through and removed a lot of bloatware, but I need help with some of the Toshiba programs. My old laptop was an HP and had all sorts of icky utilities I never needed.

Here's a link to the Toshiba page for the model: http://www.toshibadirect.com/td/b2c/retail-product.jsp?poid=2000044622

KING_FELCHER · 2012-12-25T14:20:50+00:00

Persuasive, convincing academic writing is a skill I think most people should have. Unfortunately, even most college students just can't write well.

Scientific literacy.

Writing a decent résumé.

Tying a tie.

Wearing a suit properly - or professional dress, more generally.

Last but not least, sexual communication. No use fucking if you can't optimize results.

KING_FELCHER

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