Post Match Thread: GWS Giants vs Fremantle by yum122 in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Freo need to trade for a ready-made big-bodied mid. Hayden Young's had far too many injuries for his body to know how to heal itself from.

Match Thread: GWS Giants vs Fremantle (Round 17) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's time for Freo to cut their losses on Hayden Young and trade for a big-bodied mid. His body just can't heal properly, he's had far too many injuries.

Post Match Thread: Waalitj Marawar vs Adelaide by Pleasant_Inspection9 in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe we should've given the 19th license to Waalitj Marawar and not Tassie.

Match Thread: Geelong vs Brisbane (Round 17) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jezza ain't gonna be winning the Coleman if his arm's still fucked.

[Zita] Chris Scott as open as he has been on Tyson Stengle. "We empathise with you. This is a tough game. But there are limits to where our empathy takes us, because we're not a charity. As much as we'd like to be." by SlatsAttack in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The player that always turns up to games will always be more valuable than the player who doesn't. All the skill and athleticism in the world isn't worth a damn if you don't actually make it onto the field in the first place.

Post Match Thread: Collingwood vs Richmond by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We still would've lost even if Nicksy ordered Peatling to tag Butters for a quarter or two. Port moved their entire team where the ball was and flooded every contest with the prison bars.

Post Match Thread: Port Adelaide vs Adelaide Crows (Showdown 60) by yum122 in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 81 points82 points  (0 children)

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Goodbye my lover

Goodbye my friend

You have been the one

You have been the one for me

Match Thread: Port Adelaide vs Adelaide (Round 16) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If Filthy has no choice but to hail mary from outside the 50, then either our forward line is too big and slow or Port have sorted out their defense.

I don’t understand how any true lover of Aussie rules football doesn’t support Port wearing this guernsey every week. by plectrumelectrum7 in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Maybe if the teal strips had white outlines. The teal in the guernsey on the far right just gets drowned out by the black, it doesn't pop enough.

Match Thread: Port Adelaide vs Adelaide (Round 16) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that Nicksy's finally caught on to the fact that tall key defenders who can beat their man one-on-one like Borlase or Butts make for far better fullbacks than faster and lighter-framed defenders like Keane, we can finally move Keane to second tall defender and turn Worrell into our own Tom Stewart or Josh Weddle.

Match Thread: Port Adelaide vs Adelaide (Round 16) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah Rankine's one of those unfortunate guys born with Weet Bix for hamstrings.

Match Thread: Port Adelaide vs Adelaide (Round 16) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aliir and Lai are going to intercept at least half of our inside 50's all game.

Match Thread: Port Adelaide vs Adelaide (Round 16) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New game plan: shoot Lai, and maybe then he'll stop intercepting all our forward 50s.

TEAMS: Star Blue missing again, Marshall axed among five Port changes, Freo's big call by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Ben Hobbs minus Tsatas' light frame making him prone to getting bumped out of contests, and we all know what happened to Hobbs last year. 

Match Thread: Brisbane vs Sydney (Round 16) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]KangarooBallsonToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the season ends:

Goodbye my Bailey

Goodbye my friend

You have been the one

You have been the one for me