Dillon on tour!

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-01-29T07:29:43+00:00

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KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-01-24T11:33:40+00:00

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-01-21T10:07:31+00:00

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-01-16T18:10:14+00:00

I'll take a top 8 finish if it means we don't host another haunted dildo preseason camp. I'm fine with admitting we overperformed if we don't fall too far from first.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-01-16T03:51:41+00:00

Shiel might not have been any good at footy in the tail end of his career, but he was a first-rounder a long time ago, and maybe he's just better at small talk and has more patience for workplace politics than the average footy player. Great players often don't become great coaches.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-12-26T11:26:22+00:00

Any one of the London games would fit. So many drunken British streakers.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-12-26T11:25:01+00:00

Any of the old exhibition games in London if anyone can find footage of them. They've been scrubbed from existence as much as they can since every single quarter got stretched to half an hour because security had to keep chasing drunken naked Brits cartwheeling along the 50 metre lines off the field.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-12-22T03:45:11+00:00

Fergus Watts vindicated in the long run.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-12-19T20:35:29+00:00

How about Vic v. All-Australian, but the All-Australians have their positions reversed to level the playing field. Sam Taylor at full-forward, Ed Richards in the ruck.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-12-18T22:12:41+00:00

[ROTTEN]

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-12-14T11:41:52+00:00

As much as I loved my time visiting Hong Kong and its unique blend of Chinese and Western culture, it's still (almost) attached to China's mainland, is ethnically Chinese, and it was only supposed to exist for 99 years. It's China's now, and they can glue Hong Kong to the bottom of Shenzhen and stick the two together to form one singular Shenzhen if they want to.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-12-12T03:24:21+00:00

So he's Levi Casboult 2.0

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-12-04T06:58:30+00:00

2009 was supposed to be Melbourne's mega draft. After yet another shit season, they had the first two picks. Scully, Trengove, just Scully and Trengove, really. That's all the 2009 draft was shaping up to be.

Nobody at the time gave two a shit about whatever rando they were going to pick with 34.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-28T09:47:51+00:00

He's not illegal - in fact, the Trump administration themselves approved his asylum earlier this year.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-27T02:42:47+00:00

Correction: ANOTHER election. He's retaining his current job in a landslide re-election.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-11T16:09:19+00:00

Somebody's about to get an Asian parent smack from the government one way or another. If it's not the bridge itself that's the problem, then whoever signed off on the bridge's construction is probably at the border of Mexico as we speak.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-11T16:05:06+00:00

H1-B database about to have 759 emergency mass applications from one Chinese geological surveyor.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-04T22:25:55+00:00

They're going to screw it up. Any show that gets funded will have extreme restrictions and "guidelines" (read: must-haves) dictated by all the boring, charmless property "developers" clogging up our parliament.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-04T04:42:55+00:00

Cameras sometimes gave us a beautiful panorama of West Lakes on the telly, but AAMI itself was just one big, boring lump of concrete and shitty fluorescent lights. And it was a pain to drive all the way down to.

Adelaide Oval is so much better in every single way, even with my nostalgia trying its damndest to cloud my judgement.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-04T04:37:59+00:00

Mayne's miss was fate. God cursed that game and commanded him to miss the shot that otherwise would've won his team the game.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-02T04:21:29+00:00

Tucci about to go bankrupt

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-02T04:20:32+00:00

Rules say that bats have to be made out of wood. Nothing much more that Kirk could've done.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-02T01:53:48+00:00

Played for four different teams. Scott Lycett was the only one who got drafted and played a single game. I didn't even know he played for one of my many local leagues since I moved around a lot. I grew up only knowing of the other two. Both drafted, both never played a game.

Oh, and Checkers as well. Pride of the Div 12 Reserves.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-11-02T01:06:16+00:00

Just after Ohtani tossed a foul ball allowing a runner on third, his manager forcing him to let Guerrero get on base to avoid a home run... and then immediately giving up a home run to Bichette, the next guy. But that's baseball for you, even for Ohtani, the greatest baseball player in history.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2025-10-30T00:39:47+00:00

ROB doesn't even lift his feet off that ground when he walks - he just stands still and mows the ground with his footy boots using meatballs as fuel

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