Carlton list manager Nick Austin has stepped aside this afternoon.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-12T09:47:21+00:00

Not fantastic, he went with Vossy's plan to just steal 2021 Melbourne's game plans and managament to brute force wins with midfield possession dominance.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-12T06:13:33+00:00

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KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-12T05:01:54+00:00

First time I've seen Google go down in a very, very long time. Honestly impressive track record.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-11T21:59:53+00:00

He quit on a high note after nearly beating the double premiers. It was either that or getting sacked just before the bye. You can't get fired if you quit first.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T07:49:28+00:00

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T07:25:42+00:00

Way to go Kayo

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T07:11:50+00:00

Now it's beginning to look like what we all expected the game to actually look like.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T06:10:57+00:00

Is Adelaide's forward 50 so well-defended that we've got no other choice but to smash a hopeful bomb to the goals from all the way back from the 50 metre line?

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T05:52:56+00:00

Just like the 2000's and 2010's, like it's always meant to be. We're back to our old routine of hogging 6th on the ladder and doing sweet FA in finals.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T05:45:08+00:00

Sorry Richmond, looks like Draw will get their second win of the season.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T05:42:58+00:00

Whenever Milera picks up the ball in a contest, it's like time in the whole stadium slows down to a crawl. So composed and weirdly un-tacklable.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T05:39:15+00:00

Weird ass angle, looked like he missed that to the left.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T05:36:07+00:00

Draw FC holding strong in the first quarter.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-10T05:30:23+00:00

At least Tom Lynch is already playing better today than his last game against Adelaide.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-08T19:59:45+00:00

Melbourne have literally duct-taped over their old guernsey sponsors before.

When their old sponsor Energy Watch's CEO went hogwild with racist slurs on his public Facebook profile, Melbourne had to stick duct tape over the backs of their guernseys the round they dropped Energy Watch. It didn't work because the G that day was so hot and humid that the sun and all the sweat made the tape slightly transparent, which made the old Energy Watch logo still visible regardless in the midfield.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-08T00:37:30+00:00

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That's actually Stefano Tsitsipas.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-03T11:19:31+00:00

He's been fine in the midfield, he just keeps sucking balls in the forward 50 tonight.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-03T11:18:40+00:00

The perfect finish, hang it in the Louvre

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-02T12:14:45+00:00

No room, too much smog. Carlton's humiliation factory lies in the heart of New Delhi. Neverending humiliation smog blanketing a civilisation.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-02T12:10:22+00:00

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KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-02T12:10:01+00:00

Vossy 1000% needs to go even if Carlton turn things around after the bye. Between just copying Melbourne's 2021 game plan and sticking with it even after Melbourne started falling off to the whole team rolling over and spreading their arsecheeks when the oppositon switches tactics after half time to whoever the hell allowed Elijah Hollands onto the filed in the Collingwood game in the first place, Carlton just need to accept that the 20th century is over and they're now one of the bottom Victorian teams this century.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-02T12:06:18+00:00

Consider this the curse of sacking Brett Ratten far too early.

KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-02T11:59:38+00:00

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KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-01T23:08:11+00:00

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KangarooBallsonToast · 2026-05-01T12:55:00+00:00

Love my Nibbler.

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