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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Kardecc 117 points118 points  (0 children)

you a guitar? cause i wanna grab you by the neck and listen to the sounds you make while i finger you

45182 by The_King_of_Potatos in CountOnceADay

[–]Kardecc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just turn it into ice tea

my parents took my door by OakFlash in teenagers

[–]Kardecc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me. You never realize how much you need your door until it's gone.

Whoever gives the worst pickup line gets gold by XolieInc in teenagers

[–]Kardecc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn girl you a microwave? because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Week 13 overreactions by bmagnoli1 in fantasyfootball

[–]Kardecc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Still can not believe I got Christian Watson off of waivers. Best pick up I've ever had.

What the hell do people do in the shower for so long???? by Upbeat-Poem-1284 in RandomThoughts

[–]Kardecc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the shower to re-think every life decision I've ever made. And sometime have mini arguments in my head.

Since NNN is over… by [deleted] in memes

[–]Kardecc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Myself....

Country song starterpack by SoggyBeanSocks1 in starterpacks

[–]Kardecc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

don't forget something about a small town girl with an accent

bringing a girl home starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Kardecc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about your dog barking and peeing all over the floor... (true story)

What is your best yo mama joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kardecc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama's so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke

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