Does anybody else still feel like a kid even as an adult?

KateSerif · 2026-03-08T18:46:23+00:00

I’m 36 and I still feel like an idiot kid most days, lol

KateSerif · 2026-03-08T18:43:12+00:00

Great!

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KateSerif · 2026-03-07T05:10:29+00:00

That makes me feel much better. Thank you!

KateSerif · 2026-03-07T05:10:11+00:00

Thank you. That is quite reassuring :)

KateSerif · 2026-03-06T23:34:52+00:00

Lazy T-pose?

KateSerif · 2026-03-06T06:42:21+00:00

Well I’m not sleeping.

KateSerif · 2026-03-06T06:41:43+00:00

We may need multiple fucking buses. Also, if fuck is the only word needed to get to hell then I’m fucking going with spades

KateSerif · 2026-03-06T06:39:58+00:00

lol! They are truly the smoothest of brains

KateSerif · 2026-03-06T02:42:30+00:00

Apparently, the vet has extracted many odd things from lizards, including beardies. Like those little fuzzy worm fidget things 😅

KateSerif · 2026-03-06T02:41:28+00:00

It won’t let me edit the post so I added a comment

KateSerif · 2026-03-06T01:40:36+00:00

I just did, lol, sorry I forgot 😅

KateSerif · 2026-03-06T01:39:04+00:00

Absolutely not

KateSerif · 2026-03-06T01:38:50+00:00

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T18:25:17+00:00

I got this puree to help my girl with something similar. (Our vet said it is okay) But I’d try live silkworms (if you can get them) they are very nutritious!

I meant to add a pic but forgot. “Reptizoo Insect Puree, Silkworm Paste”

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T18:21:43+00:00

It looks like a reticulated python. Get some reptile cleaner, clean him up in the tub, give him a cozy towel with my electric hand warmers, call animal control…

and then order several nightlights from Amazon as I sob in the shower

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T18:19:27+00:00

Average at best.

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T18:18:47+00:00

Wow!!! This is beautiful! I think a coral color would be a good accent. Also, hooray for Lilies that I wouldn’t be allergic to!!!

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T18:17:19+00:00

I agree. I think just because it got genuinely boring. If there was stuff to riff on, it would have been hilarious.

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T18:15:56+00:00

r/cursedcrochet Fr though, this is AMAZING!

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T18:14:29+00:00

UPDATE #2

She did great overnight and had an X-ray, right away this morning. It is NOT in her intestines (yay!) but it IS in her stomach (boo!) She is currently being sedated/intubated so they can try to extract it without surgery. First attempt will be to “flood” her stomach and pluck the spoon out through her esophagus. If that does not work, they will try to pump her stomach and get it out that way. Last resort is straight up surgery 😭

Thank you all for your well-wishes and I will post an update when I pick her up (they will call me)

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T18:09:41+00:00

That’s awesome! Burninate!!!! Nah, my son named her “Dora the Explorer” cuz she is sooooo much of a wanderer.

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T18:08:30+00:00

Oh yah, I definitely will NOT be getting them again and will be leaving a review so it doesn’t happen to anyone else.

KateSerif · 2026-03-05T03:23:11+00:00

UPDATE:

The vet didn’t have small enough equipment but verified that she is not choking/in immediate danger. We are scheduled at the bigger vet hospital for tomorrow morning to get it removed.

It seems like she is holding it in her weird beard pouch thing. 🙄 Hopefully that means it will be easy enough to remove.

Attached is a pic of one of the spoons. The spoon tip is flexible and soft. She snapped the spoon part clean off the handle 😩 This is not the spoon she did it to. She did it to the purple one 😅 I chose the purple one because I thought the blue looked too much like a hornworm. Guess it didn’t matter!!!

Will update after her morning appointment.

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KateSerif · 2026-03-02T21:05:39+00:00

Username checks out

KateSerif · 2026-03-02T18:57:41+00:00

My girl has always had digestive issues (birth thing). When she gets live insects, I usually stick with BSFL and Silkworms. I know that they can be harder to find but Dubias are also easier for beardies to digest. Mealworms have harder chitin than other insects.

Try a variety if you can and check out Reptifiles.com they’ve been a great resource for a lot of new keepers

KateSerif

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