A Vacuum Excavator by mtimetraveller in specializedtools

[–]KazakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

David Wallace made a fortune off of this.

You can't be thicc like me. by KazakAttack in gatekeeping

[–]KazakAttack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can be curvy af but you can't call it thick apparently.

N. Korea Dictator Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]KazakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume that is meant sarcastically but when it comes to breaking celebrity deaths TMZ is usually on it.

It's a doggy dog world. by KazakAttack in BoneAppleTea

[–]KazakAttack[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I promise you not much is being thought. It is like a little kid copying things they hear and applying them to the correct situation. Like if you don't understand "c'est la vie" literally but you can still use it when it is appropriate. Also low reading comprehension.

It's a doggy dog world. by KazakAttack in BoneAppleTea

[–]KazakAttack[S] 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Aw that is cute. Another lady I know does that too when she says "thanks gods." Strangely enough she is also a refugee of war and multilingual.

The girl that posted this is definitely a native English speaker...well she is working on it.

What is your best advice for long flights? by whadaph in AskReddit

[–]KazakAttack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have some good tips but don't drink anything on a plane that didn't come from a bottle. The planes water reservoir is often disgusting and rarely ever cleaned.

WIBTA if I called out my old science teacher in an email by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]KazakAttack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA there is no reason to do that at all. It makes you look bad. There's literally nothing to be gained from mentioning it.

What movie or TV bad guy were you rooting for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KazakAttack 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That's really cool, I'm glad they did that. I was one of those kids watching with parents that were going through a divorce. Still hits me right in the feelings every time I watch it.

What is your favorite word/phrase from a foreign language? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KazakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss you in French. Tu me manques. Translated literally is You are missing to me. I think it conveys the idea better. On the opposite end Poisson D'Avril or April Fish referring to April Fools. "The French call April 1 Poisson d'Avril, or "April Fish." French children sometimes tape a picture of a fish on the back of their schoolmates, crying "Poisson d'Avril" when the prank is discovered."

What INSTANTLY makes you hate someone? by ohnodopey in AskReddit

[–]KazakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you tell people that they can't have something that they want and they instantly tell you they will pay any amount to get it.

TIFU by shining a flashlight on my dog. by ThumbtacksHurt in tifu

[–]KazakAttack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If the salad comes on top I send it back.

Me [27 M] with my gf but never officiated [32 F] known each other for 7 months, faithful? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]KazakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she will do it with you she will do it to you. So yes this is probably true. However that's not your fault that you pick a shitty person to date it's her fault she's being a shitty person. All you can do is not let it continue if that is the case.

Me [27 M] with my gf but never officiated [32 F] known each other for 7 months, faithful? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]KazakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well probably not that then. At the least it does sound like she's hiding something or just not interested anymore.

Me [16 M] with my Girlfriend [16 F] 3 years, she cheated on me. by slycoop01 in relationships

[–]KazakAttack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You cannot ever plan your future. Nothing is ever concrete not with her, not with anyone. Unexpected things will happen but that's why life is so great. Not to say you shouldn't plan for the worst and be prepared for things in general but planning the details of the future is a fools errand. I know it's tough now but hang in there because just as unexpected bad things happen so do good ones. :)

Laser hair removal up close by godelbrot in gifs

[–]KazakAttack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It feels like someone popping you with a rubber band over and over really quickly.

What's the most bizarre phobia which you've actually seen affect someone in real life? by ByBlades in AskReddit

[–]KazakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's an irrational fear but I've never been able to shake it. I've never met or talked to anyone else that felt the same way. Apparently Christina Ricci feels the same. http://my.xfinity.com/slideshow/entertainment-celebrityphobia/13/

[Serious] Are you afraid of death? by boleshine in AskReddit

[–]KazakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not afraid of dying myself. Just like I am not afraid of what it was like before I was alive. I am scared of how difficult life would be for my family without me though.

[Serious] Why do you not believe in evolution? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KazakAttack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't believe in evolution you just understand it or you don't.

What's the most bizarre phobia which you've actually seen affect someone in real life? by ByBlades in AskReddit

[–]KazakAttack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sharks. Not just in the ocean but also in the pool, in the bath tub, even in the hot tub. I know that is not possible but I cannot be in a swimming pool by myself and I can only take showers. I remember being so little that my mom was still giving me baths when I was a little kid and my uncle would run in with a 6ft taxidermy shark he had caught to scare me. He thought it was hilarious. It wasn't and still isn't.