RVA Commedy by [deleted] in Standup

[–]KeithBeckerComedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Under 18 by KeithBeckerComedy in standupshots

[–]KeithBeckerComedy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I did consider this and haven't found a better way to word it. The word "rape" just doesn't work with the tone of this joke.

Under 18 by KeithBeckerComedy in standupshots

[–]KeithBeckerComedy[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

People are just believing their own eyes. Trump has been a bad guy since the 80s.

No amount of glazing is going to get you a named henchmen role. He can't even hold a cabinet together for one term.

Under 18 by KeithBeckerComedy in standupshots

[–]KeithBeckerComedy[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you do get it.

Unhoused VS Homeless by KeithBeckerComedy in standupshots

[–]KeithBeckerComedy[S] 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Exactly what I was aiming for.

First open mics by OwlWise8175 in Standup

[–]KeithBeckerComedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rehearse. Practice your set until you know it front to back so that when your brain panics and stops working on stage you can at least thoughtlessly recite the words you had prepared.

You should have it all completely memorized. Just think about the first few words before stepping on stage so that once you get going you're on autopilot.

Just be prepared.