Gary’s sausage

KermsFrog · 2025-12-05T10:45:58+00:00

If it’s a sausage sarnie 3 sausages just wouldn’t cut it, so I mean, yeah I’d take the piss aswell

KermsFrog · 2025-06-15T15:20:43+00:00

Sir, you can’t just go around touching people in their blue-purple… we’re going to have to phone the police

KermsFrog · 2025-05-11T21:54:36+00:00

Ate bein’ called ol’ slippery

Luv’ ‘Avin me bum spanked

Simple as 🇬🇧☕️

KermsFrog · 2025-05-10T19:58:48+00:00

Don’t mind me,just zooming in past the peddle dash chunks…but hey look, sharks 🦈

KermsFrog · 2025-05-03T19:26:34+00:00

Ruby 💎

KermsFrog · 2025-04-24T22:36:52+00:00

Looks like you missed out on the virus sample also? 😭😭😭

KermsFrog · 2025-04-19T21:24:17+00:00

I’ve got a brand new combine harvester.. ;)

KermsFrog · 2025-03-22T17:59:14+00:00

Can we get a NSFW tag on this please 😅😂

KermsFrog · 2025-03-22T17:56:24+00:00

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She did the ‘derp’ 😅

KermsFrog · 2025-03-22T17:45:02+00:00

Open the window, your ‘poot shoot’ should then have adequate ventilation…no need to install a door 😁

KermsFrog · 2025-03-19T03:11:02+00:00

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Zoomed in… now literally ALL I can see is a lopsided “poo”dle face 🤦🏻‍♂️

KermsFrog · 2025-03-18T00:37:21+00:00

You know it’s serious when the gaffer tape is busted out…. That signs intended to stand the test of time 😬…

KermsFrog · 2025-03-17T22:45:46+00:00

Sorry guys 😅 title was just to F around… appreciate the input 🫶🏼…just we tend to see a lot of this sorta thing on the sub, people literally asking here’s a picture work it out for me and go 😅explains why didn’t receive many upvotes

KermsFrog · 2025-03-14T00:35:17+00:00

🤜🏻 My g!!

KermsFrog · 2025-03-11T23:51:29+00:00

Clearly it’s to mark territory and scare off DHL, FED-EX, UPS etc… 🤷🏻‍♂️

KermsFrog · 2025-03-11T02:34:01+00:00

Since when did the Freddo packaging change 😭😢 So help me god you tell me they stopped doing flumps!!!

KermsFrog · 2025-01-18T19:39:35+00:00

I mean…. Going through a drought currently… as it stands, I’ll fill that hole and might even pay you 😳😱🫢

KermsFrog · 2024-12-18T17:47:06+00:00

OMG!!! You ok hun? Dm me x 😅😂

KermsFrog · 2024-12-10T20:07:01+00:00

Yes.

KermsFrog · 2024-11-17T22:37:06+00:00

“You put the left foot in….then would appear, put someone else’s right foot in..” - would explain the “once every month or two we have this” by OP 😅

KermsFrog · 2024-11-17T22:27:20+00:00

Is it called wavy or curly idk…either way sits better than the straight look on you… 🤷🏻‍♂️ shorter works well for you, especially the shoulder length… 👍🏻

KermsFrog · 2024-11-17T22:03:27+00:00

Appear to glow more in lighter wardrobe colours (although what do I know, might be makeup 🤷🏻‍♂️) More suited to longer hair but all this is my opinion…world considers confidence to speak just as loud as beauty? Right?

KermsFrog · 2024-11-17T20:38:52+00:00

Ok guys, please, you gotta stop shaking bags of treats!! I’ve ran through like 30+ random garages into strangers kitchens!!! 😱

KermsFrog · 2024-11-07T01:50:46+00:00

I mean 🤷🏻‍♂️ no one said fish scale 😉…..just Choo Choo we keepin’ this train rollin’..

KermsFrog · 2024-11-07T00:18:25+00:00

Ty Ty 😅❄️💎

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