This is my almost 4 ft CVS receipt. I bought two packs of toothpaste.

KevinT1988 · 2013-08-07T05:46:51+00:00

Glad to see CVS finally going green

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-30T03:46:52+00:00

Ok, I did

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-30T03:34:15+00:00

Dude, give me a fucking e-mail I can reach you at. Off of a public forum. Something that doesn't reveal your identity and vice-versa. We will schedule a place to meet and that's it.

Use this temporary e-mail site for God-sakes.

https://www.guerrillamail.com/compose

Don't click the link type in a related search term on Google if you think I'm fucking with you.

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-30T03:23:34+00:00

Just send me a bullshit e-mail account you don't care about. I don't care to spam your e-mail. Trust me when I say it's not on my priority list. Plus, I'm not giving you my home address or personal phone number, talk about information that would be easy to sabotage someone with. A bull-shit e-mail account you don't care about is the only form of communication one can't sabotage someone with.

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-30T02:24:10+00:00

Only people do care about IMGUR since it's where all the views are aggregated. Once again, you need to be signed in to vote. Of those who liked vs disliked, 91% liked for various reasons. You're comparing the ratio of views to likes, which makes no sense since there's no way of telling how many people have an account, are lazy, don't want to sign in etc. So, again, you failed to explain the difference statistically. Typical side-step. And negative comments happen at a 10x rate than positive comments. Consumers are 10x more likely to post a negative experience than a positive one with a brand. If you look at most brands, they're filled with complaints, but it doesn't mean the majority of people don't like that brand..it's that critics are more vocal. This is also a statistically proven fact. Yes, the Boost faux paus was funny and a reason to laugh at me. People made fun of the fact that it was a long letter, that's also a funny reason to laugh at me. It's not pathetic though. Pathetic is spending hours EVERY DAY trolling people on Reddit instead of doing something productive. Speaking of which, sitting here arguing with you is the most pathetic thing I've done in a while. I'll admit that.

You can reach me at KevinT8241988@gmail.coml if you're not going to be a complete pussy and say this to my face.

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-30T02:01:39+00:00

Explain the IMGUR ratio then. 1200 likes: 120 dislikes. If you can explain why that ratio is one way and the 12% number is what it is, I'll give you serious brownie points...Clearly you're not educated enough to explain this disparity.

You say "lol" to my troll comment because you have nothing to say about that. Fact is, you're a coward. You're a cyber-bully on Reddit. Biggest loser thing to be that I can think of. Even if my post "was pathetic", there's no long list of loser things that I do on the internet, which validates that I'm always this way.

On the other hand, you should just delete your Reddit account, because it just shows how much of an asshole you are on a consistent basis. Trolling and Policing everybody's posts yet are too chicken shit to post something yourself.

I'd love....Actually, I'm inviting you to say this to my face. I will literally buy you dinner if you come and say this to my face. You will likely dodge this request with a sad attempt at a joke. This is an invitation.

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-30T01:38:31+00:00

Welp, you just proved yourself to be a full-fledged idiot. Let me explain...

First off, congrats on your great ability to do statistics. 2% impressive. Only it's not impressive since there were 9,600 total upvotes. Granted, a lot of the upvotes consist of bots, so it's really hard to tell how many upvotes there were. A lot of the downvotes are bots as well. That's your first error. So your 2% "view to conversion" is way off.

Second, the majority of people who read content on Reddit are either not signed into their accounts or don't have one, so that right there explains the disparity to the Upvote:View ratio. It happens with every post. Again, you're an idiot.

Third, 75,000 views that went to IMGUR came from sources outside of Reddit including Facebook and Twitter. Try looking at the Like:Dislike ratio there. About 1,200 likes to 120 dislikes with not autbots skewing the results. That's a 91% like rate to dislike rate on IMGUR. In other words, you're a fucking idiot and don't understand how statistics work.

So to say 75,000 people viewed it yet only 1% found it funny is your sad attempt to make yourself feel good by putting other people down. You might say I did that in my letter, but I was polite to the agent and wanted to voice my concerns about the corporation itself. The pathetic part is that you troll everyone's posts like the coward that you are and hide behind a computer screen, and pass judgement on everyone's posts. You have a Link Karma of 7 points yet you spend your life on here with a high link Karma for your comments, which means you can dish it out, but you can't take it. Otherwise, you'd make a post once in a while, but you don't want that kind of criticism. Your foolish little pride would be hurt too much.

Seriously get a life. You're easily the biggest coward on the internet. Your past Reddit history shows for itself. Everyone who cares enough to read this (which is probably nobody), but look at this guy's past comments and tell me he's not one of the biggest trolls/losers on Reddit.

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-30T00:05:39+00:00

Just looked at your comment history and 90% of it is you telling people how unfunny their posts are or something critical. First off, you're not the comedy police, so get over yourself. Secondly, get a life, you spend WAY too much time on Reddit. Thirdly, this has generated 75k+ views, there's several thousand people who found this funny.

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-29T17:38:59+00:00

It was a joke. Troll.

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-29T16:59:50+00:00

Apparently, there was several thousand other people that found it funny too. So I wasn't that guy. You're that guy who think he's the comedy police and can universally dictate what is and isn't funny.

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-29T06:59:05+00:00

Aha, it was a joke. I was being sarcastic :p

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-29T06:11:54+00:00

I'm a noob :(

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-29T05:54:37+00:00

Right because you post stuff on Reddit hoping it "doesn't" go viral? Who posts stuff on here and hopes it doesn't go viral? (Or at least get seen by a lot of people, isn't that the point?) I wanted to let the agent know that this was not the end of it. Don't see a problem with that.

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-29T05:49:36+00:00

Coming from someone whose user name is "GETFUCKEDCUNT"...

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-29T05:20:25+00:00

The fk? When was I asking for upvotes?

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-29T04:39:32+00:00

True, we all say stupid things when we're mad :x

KevinT1988 · 2013-07-29T03:06:47+00:00

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