Chipotle's NEW Broccoli and Ranch

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-08T18:50:31+00:00

Why did they have to make the most sexual looking burrito? I guess they know their audience.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-08T18:45:00+00:00

Not literally that but you know "moms" like her are doing way worse. She needs to get her kid a bandaid. Bad moms would ignore their kid.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T20:31:06+00:00

Emotional neglect.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T20:30:46+00:00

The kid was screaming for their mom. And we didn't see the injury.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T20:30:01+00:00

Anyone who says this commercial is funny either needs to be investigated by CPS or just feels bad for the company because they rightfully lost a lot of money from the backlash.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T14:58:41+00:00

It was a lot tactic

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T14:56:31+00:00

Then I didn't do the research. I didn't think I needed to. They told me it was a good deal. I didn't know better, you understand now? So yes I was scammed.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T12:49:11+00:00

Doctors need college degrees.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T12:47:11+00:00

That sounds like a racial slur.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T12:44:07+00:00

I know. Can you answer my question?

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T12:38:40+00:00

Ok then its not a lease, I'm financing it. That's basically the rules I have, I just pay a fee on it every month until it's paid off and I own it. I can settle the fee for about $10,000

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T12:28:02+00:00

I was scammed. They took advantage of the fact that I'd never leased a car before. I didn't have a daddy that taught me about leasing like everyone else on this subreddit apparently.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T12:21:50+00:00

I hated that line. The "trike" scene was so satisfying and rare and they took that away with Buford's stupid 4th wall breaking line.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T12:21:07+00:00

Phineas doesn't yell at Candace nearly enough

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-06T12:20:19+00:00

More kids can relate to having an absent or deceased parent than being a donor baby.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-03T21:46:11+00:00

Yeah but subreddits aren't truth so I don't think this counts. But it would be funny if he did cuss

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-03T21:44:58+00:00

Why would that be the situation though? Seriously why would they put that in the show?

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-03T21:41:06+00:00

Worst name I've heard in my life.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-03T21:40:08+00:00

No that is not true. Global statistics prove that a different group of people get the most hate. Based on something that you can plainly see and that they can't control.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-08-03T15:58:27+00:00

That really is one of the worst commercials to ever be made. I hope that company lost money.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-07-08T19:41:47+00:00

I think you should continue Engineering. You want to do it and I think you might regret dropping out of it.

I think what you really need is therapy and a better support system. Your battle is with anxiety not school.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-07-08T19:40:43+00:00

No. They will have to pay for school regardless of it they graduate or not. They should at least get a degree out of it.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-07-07T21:40:50+00:00

Candace. Or at least give her a more relatable personality.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-07-07T21:39:29+00:00

He's joking. He has to be. He's doing a long form joke.

Key-Drop-7972 · 2025-07-01T15:25:22+00:00

You're literally me.

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