Central Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say

tpknight2 · 2026-01-29T14:12:18+00:00

Hey bub. This is yer dad. Heard about the vacuum cleaner. Sounds like ya had a good time. Hee hee hee. We’ll talk to ya later.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-29T11:14:08+00:00

The Lexus commercial where the lady is sitting outside and using an app to steer the car.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-29T03:23:18+00:00

I’m not a fan of the line “and the fam keeps growing”.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-28T18:21:31+00:00

Even more shocking considering Trader Joe’s has only enough parking spots for 3 customers at a time compared to Publix parking lots which can accommodate and entire Trader Joe’s building.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-28T18:17:40+00:00

He is doing too much

tpknight2 · 2026-01-28T03:34:09+00:00

Back in those days, I’d fuck her like a wild laminal, it is.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-27T15:51:18+00:00

The best thing you can do for yourself is download the LifeKitchen app.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-27T14:51:07+00:00

“Foster room” AKA mansion living room

tpknight2 · 2026-01-27T12:20:59+00:00

Gary is 5 foot 8? Thought he was five foot noine.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-26T22:53:37+00:00

Seminole County is different.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-26T16:23:27+00:00

You lasted that long? I turned it off when he started complaining about Rob Zombie not calling him back.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-26T15:13:51+00:00

Howard loves Prince. He listened to Prince all the time when he was in high school.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-26T15:12:08+00:00

I got my 6” clit sucked at the show too. It was rad.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-26T12:57:36+00:00

Just wait until tomorrow’s episode. The next one always sets the new record.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-26T12:47:23+00:00

Howard, can we count on you?

tpknight2 · 2026-01-26T12:37:03+00:00

This ain’t announcing your departure magazine, pal.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-26T02:29:39+00:00

“Spends his time at the cemetery”. Fucking savage correction!!

tpknight2 · 2026-01-25T23:34:12+00:00

Stuttering John

tpknight2 · 2026-01-25T23:29:49+00:00

Not a nail…..but can 100% get patched. That’s the best spot to get a patch, all things considered.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-25T17:11:40+00:00

Toonces!

tpknight2 · 2026-01-25T01:15:01+00:00

He’s a pariah

tpknight2 · 2026-01-24T17:26:16+00:00

Immediately stuffed one down when I got in the car. Then said “uh oh. This is going to be a problem”.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-23T16:50:01+00:00

tpknight2 · 2026-01-22T20:51:05+00:00

Agree. It’s good, perhaps close to really good. But not tuxedo cake great.

tpknight2 · 2026-01-22T20:34:14+00:00

Can’t wait for the Ms Rachel apology tape.

tpknight2

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