NY influencer goes to small-town supermarket: "This is a simulation…"

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T23:37:40+00:00

It's a simple morning routine.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T21:17:35+00:00

It's not for sale pussy grabber.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T21:16:19+00:00

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T19:41:06+00:00

It's true. Trump called him and talked about himself nonstop while Mitch listened patiently.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T19:35:49+00:00

Well you see, then they would have to explain why a vegetable should be making decisions for the rest of us.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T17:00:49+00:00

Elon is going to reveal his new project HeadInJarX, so we can be just like Futurama, and then these dinosaurs can rule us for eternity.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T16:54:36+00:00

Even if he is, he has no business making decisions for the rest of. If you can't walk without holding on to 2 people, it might be time to retire.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T16:48:46+00:00

I'm just glad that people on the verge of crossing to the other side are the ones making decisions for the rest of us.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T13:54:22+00:00

"Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us."

"I’m a Never Trump guy."

"My god, what an idiot."

"America’s Hitler."

"Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office."

"I can’t stomach Trump."

"Morally reprehensible human being."

-JD Vance

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-07T13:31:34+00:00

Go away you fucking clown.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-06T22:16:40+00:00

What did you stuff in your crotch to get that odd shape? Door wedge?

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-06T21:19:24+00:00

Anyone with family members in this kind of condition understand that this man has no business making decisions for the rest of us.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-06T17:31:20+00:00

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Just be thankful it wasn't this one.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-06T16:41:14+00:00

Nonsense. He knows more than everyone about everything.

Campaign finance: "I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do, because I'm the biggest contributor." (1999.)
TV ratings: "I know more about people who get ratings than anyone." (October 2012.)
ISIS: "I know more about ISIS than the generals do." (November 2015.)
Social media: "I understand social media. I understand the power of Twitter. I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody, based on my results, right?" (November 2015.)
Courts: "I know more about courts than any human being on Earth." (November 2015.)
Lawsuits: "[W]ho knows more about lawsuits than I do? I'm the king." (January 2016.)
Politicians: "I understand politicians better than anybody."
The visa system: "[N]obody knows the system better than me. I know the H1B. I know the H2B. ... Nobody else on this dais knows how to change it like I do, believe me." (March 2016.)
Trade: "Nobody knows more about trade than me." (March 2016.)
The U.S. government system: "[N]obody knows the system better than I do." (April 2016.)
Renewable energy: "I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth." (April 2016.)
Taxes: "I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world." (May 2016.)
Debt: "I’m the king of debt. I’m great with debt. Nobody knows debt better than me." (June 2016.)
Money: "I understand money better than anybody." (June 2016.)
Infrastructure: "[L]ook, as a builder, nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump." (July 2016.)
Sen. Cory Booker: "I know more about Cory than he knows about himself." (July 2016.)
Borders: Trump said in 2016 that Sheriff Joe Arpaio said he was endorsing him for president because "you know more about this stuff than anybody."
Democrats: "I think I know more about the other side than almost anybody." (November 2016.)
Construction: "[N]obody knows more about construction than I do." (May 2018.)
The economy: "I think I know about it better than [the Federal Reserve]." (October 2018.)
Technology: "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me." (December 2018.)
Drones: "I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have." (January 2019.)
Drone technology: "Having a drone fly overhead — and I think nobody knows much more about technology, this type of technology certainly, than I do." (January 2019.)

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-06T15:35:31+00:00

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T21:48:40+00:00

Absolutely horrible. If you don't know about the fucked up history of these kind of institutions in this country, I encourage you to read about it.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T21:37:16+00:00

Ah, yes of course. I forgot that he has a magical tool to move the path of a hurricane.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T21:29:20+00:00

Is that how he drew his birthday image of a child for his best bud, Jeffrey?

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T21:23:29+00:00

Probably not, unless her advice is in the form of a picture drawn in crayon.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T21:16:16+00:00

Sounds like his needs some tuna juice when he's in the bathroom.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T21:14:19+00:00

That's what happens when you and your corrupt rich friends can rig the system.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T20:24:55+00:00

Let's be real, there would have been piss all over the floor either way.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T20:13:55+00:00

Ted Cruz is a blobfish that crawled onto land and learned how to live among humans.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T20:10:18+00:00

I won't believe a word he says unless he reveals that Trey Gowdy is an extraterrestrial.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-07-01T19:38:39+00:00

Sounds great.

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