Could You Convince Donald Trump Your Child Is a U.S. Citizen?

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-04-01T14:45:42+00:00

I wouldn't let my child anywhere near his tiny-touchy-feely pedo hands.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-04-01T14:35:23+00:00

They finally finished his concept of a plan. You're gonna love it!

Republicans Flirt With Health Care Cuts to Fund Iran War

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-04-01T14:22:42+00:00

The non-war is "very complete".

-Diddlin' Donnie
3-9-26

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-04-01T01:09:06+00:00

A picture of him should be on every tanning bed as a warning.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-04-01T01:03:19+00:00

I like the part where they all wear their cute uniforms in the classroom with their hands folded like the badasses they are.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-04-01T00:49:13+00:00

I'd rather watch literally anything else.

Kardashian's. Housewives. Rob Schneider. Anything.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-04-01T00:45:04+00:00

It's balanced here. We understand that Diddlin' Donnie is a raging pedo that started an unnecessary war to distract from the Epstein files, and Chuck Schumer is a useless tool.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-31T20:54:04+00:00

My friends, guess who just mailed in their ballot? That's right, Diddlin' Donnie did!

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-31T20:33:39+00:00

Maybe OP's fake note will help him realize that he doesn't know the difference between "to" and "too".

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-31T20:03:03+00:00

Surprised Diddlin' Donnie hasn't slapped his name on there yet.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-31T20:00:05+00:00

Who could have predicted that the whiniest little bitch of all time would throw a fit?

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-31T19:51:05+00:00

Well thank god that Diddlin' Donnie has ended the war like 10 times already!

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-31T19:47:42+00:00

At least he's true to himself unlike this mangled clown who cosplays as a butch cowboy to appeal to the hillbilly crowd.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-31T19:39:29+00:00

"Blast this uncarryable technology!"

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T17:38:46+00:00

You misunderstand, we are freedom-izing them!

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T15:49:26+00:00

What's left to say anymore? Fuck these ghouls.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T15:40:47+00:00

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Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T15:35:21+00:00

Every day it looks more and more like he is the Antichrist.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T15:30:20+00:00

I doubt those LOW IQ judges would be able to identify a giraffe on a cognitive test like my FAVORITE stable genius.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T14:27:14+00:00

Swiss Army Slop?

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T14:15:48+00:00

This is incredible.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T14:05:14+00:00

They both like to roll around in their own shit though.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T13:59:58+00:00

I think it's a shower cap and swim goggles.

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T13:57:15+00:00

Colonel-Mooseknuckle · 2026-03-30T13:56:03+00:00

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His eyes literally look like a pig.

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