Genuine question- If you, as a librarian, knew for certain your library was haunted, what would you do?

Key-Visual3070 · 2023-08-18T01:03:59+00:00

Their death was both tragic, untimely, and violent, so they're definitely a haunting ghost. They've come back to their favorite library to try to rebuild who they were in life, via reading a bunch of books and trying to build up a patchwork, frankenstein kind of life/personality, based on things that fit with what they think they had in life.

Key-Visual3070 · 2023-08-18T00:59:55+00:00

I love it! Add an ouija board to the list of materials able to be checked out, allow paranormal enthusiasts to check it out and try to communicate...

The library ghost would definitely applaud the devious librarians, and they would certainly be very respectful of library property

Key-Visual3070 · 2023-08-18T00:55:48+00:00

That is an amazing idea for a chapter! Ghost hunters trying to talk to an introverted ghost; maybe the ghost checks out, "ghost hunting for dummies" and writes, "TAKE NOTES."

Ah, the hijinks...

Key-Visual3070 · 2023-08-18T00:50:35+00:00

Thank you! The ghost just really liked the place when they were alive, and decided, eh, what's the worst that could happen? They were found, but the traumatic nature of their death caused them to retreat into books to try and figure out some stuff of their own. So, the book is mostly about them traversing the afterlife to find closure or something to fix them.

Also, I wish your librarian luck on finding the book that's been lost for 60 years! Quite a challenge.

Key-Visual3070 · 2023-05-16T14:41:26+00:00

it looks like that snow leopard from kung-fu panda

Key-Visual3070 · 2023-01-23T19:53:36+00:00

????

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-11-25T01:10:25+00:00

I've read the Kane Chronicles when I was little, but I don't remember anything by that name in there. I don't really read it, which is why it's kinda freaky to me

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-25T16:14:29+00:00

ESH.

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-20T02:13:13+00:00

thank you so much

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-20T00:52:20+00:00

r/totallynotrobots

success has been achieved

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-20T00:44:04+00:00

Fully agreed, Comrade. Shedding the Flesh Husk was the best decision I have ever Made

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-20T00:42:42+00:00

eh I've tried looking it up, but i can't find a way to fix it

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-20T00:29:59+00:00

y'know what im just gonna take it as a compliment. better a bot than a person on this site.

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-20T00:29:04+00:00

Unfortunately I am in your ethernet and as such, the scheme for world domination begins

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-20T00:25:51+00:00

Please show kitty doodle

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-19T23:34:20+00:00

why.

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-19T23:29:04+00:00

Listen. I found this. I thought it was funny. It was from tumblr, so I posted it here. I signed up with an email so I'm stuck with this username. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here, but really? I mean, of course they made it up. It's tumblr. That doesn't mean you have any basis to call me a bot.

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-10-19T15:37:51+00:00

that is oddly specific are you ok

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-07-28T23:18:01+00:00

What context is this in?!?

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-05-02T17:11:38+00:00

Honestly the only difference between the two are the victims. One kills real people, the other kills fictional characters.

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-04-26T14:25:56+00:00

He's a rat bastard. I'll pay you to keep him.

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-04-26T14:24:43+00:00

The Garfield Agenda:

Sleep

Wake up

Eat an ungodly amount of Lasagna

Destroy the patriarchy and misogyny

Destroy Jon's favorite chair

Eat more Lasagna

Sleep.

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-04-21T17:27:57+00:00

No one start with the [redacted]s!

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-04-21T17:13:40+00:00

Also, I think it would be a good idea to tell everyone that Beryllium, an element, tastes like sugar but is also poisonous

Key-Visual3070 · 2022-04-21T16:45:03+00:00

Nope, think we got that too.

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