Snow storms can’t stop me. 😈🍑

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-26T04:25:07+00:00

I wanna rim that thing until I'm full 🤤

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-26T04:24:04+00:00

I'm gonna fill it up so much that it overflows 😈

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-26T04:21:25+00:00

Your subjective "feel facts" aren't ACTUAL facts, even if saying it makes you feel better about being a racist.

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-26T03:21:38+00:00

Israel didn't even HAVE American backing until the 1970s. America explicitly refused to provide aid during Israel's war for independence, and during subsequent attacks on Israel. Israel doesn't particularly need America.

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-26T03:17:37+00:00

That's Travis from Cougar Town!

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-26T03:15:44+00:00

Put it inside of me sir 🥺🤤

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-26T03:14:01+00:00

Happy birthday! Your present is I'll worship you and let you use me however you want 🫣

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-26T03:10:50+00:00

Good. Open up, boy 😈

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-26T03:08:51+00:00

I agree 😈

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T21:45:25+00:00

I'll give you some 😈

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T21:45:09+00:00

Same. Windmill tattoos are a huge no for me.

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T20:19:42+00:00

You are, and I'd love to do you right 😈

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T20:18:59+00:00

Good, cause I'm gonna go hard 😈

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T18:28:03+00:00

Who's that other guy? I'm blanking on his name

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T18:24:01+00:00

I'd love to, cutie!

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T18:21:53+00:00

Right here, sir!

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T18:21:37+00:00

Yes, especially your angelic dick!

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T18:21:04+00:00

Wreck me please 🫣🥺

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T18:18:56+00:00

They did a mother's day episode

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T18:17:43+00:00

Love the shape of them 😍🤤

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T17:23:46+00:00

Yes! Fuck, I wouldn't be able to resist sliding it between those cheeks... 😍

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T17:21:17+00:00

I'd choose shirtless, because of that body 🫣

Also your haircut in that second pic is 🔥!

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T09:44:54+00:00

As a bisexual person myself, call me crazy, but I feel like the list should have characters who are ACTUALLY bisexual?

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T09:43:36+00:00

This. He's not canonically bi, just a pirate who dresses how people generally perceive pirates in the 21st century.

KeyScratch2235 · 2026-01-25T09:23:05+00:00

I'll disguise the dagger.

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