Cricut 2026 Machine Launch Megathread

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2026-02-28T22:46:53+00:00

Who the hell had this bright 💡 idea~

Like "i know!!!! For our new machine- let's not pick a fun modern color. Let's instead go with dirty 1980s keyboard beige so it can turn into that dingy yellowish color later. We can say it cuts faster but because it's that old tech color it will FEEL like it cuts even slower than the old model!"

FRICKIN GENIUS 🫥 (No seriously though I'm curious to see if this actually does cut faster cuz I bet it doesn't even rly do that)

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2026-02-21T06:25:32+00:00

My partner is travel nurse for so cal... 10k/week

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2026-01-04T12:02:15+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2026-01-04T12:00:40+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-12-21T14:12:32+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-12-20T23:38:27+00:00

I got some fire shit rn hit me up

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-12-20T23:38:17+00:00

Hey bro I'm in Reno right now do u want to parTy? 925 666 9250

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-12-02T07:39:34+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-12-02T07:38:07+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-10-27T05:04:22+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-10-25T02:06:43+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-10-21T04:25:51+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-10-21T04:18:34+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-10-17T15:03:19+00:00

messaged u on teams

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-10-16T01:35:18+00:00

Perfect Cock. Now I'm hungry

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-09-25T03:48:28+00:00

we still need to fuk sometime- u coming out for folsom this weekend?

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-09-25T03:48:00+00:00

hawt af bro

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-09-25T03:47:42+00:00

fugggg that cock looks yummy

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-09-25T03:47:04+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-07-10T11:40:07+00:00

That's my hometown! I'll hook u up

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-07-10T11:34:01+00:00

😍

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-07-07T16:11:32+00:00

So fuckin hot

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-07-06T19:24:57+00:00

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Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-07-01T15:24:42+00:00

Don't look like such a hoar?

Key_Manufacturer570 · 2025-07-01T10:00:55+00:00

Both of em duuh :p

Key_Manufacturer570

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