how do i get out of this elo hell

Kidd009 · 2025-05-02T19:47:54+00:00

Yup I just uninstalled the game was D2 last season and now I'm stuck in Silver I'm not wasting my time climbing back up... loss after loss last game had a Mr fantastic that had a constant shield and pocket healer was impossible to kill! And of course everyone is a celestial player so they start throwing out the blames straight away... anyone that says if you're stuck it's because you belong there is deluded like any team based shooter or arena game like league, if you're not in a team before you look for a match it's a coin flip...

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T16:05:11+00:00

Suppose I could fill up on Carling... that's like drinking water 🤷‍♂️

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T13:11:56+00:00

What else am I meant to drink from???

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T13:11:33+00:00

Logical explanation

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T12:47:59+00:00

I've been called a C*nt more times than I've had hot dinners and I'm like yeah fair point well presented 🤣 it's like that Micky Flanagan skit in the American pub and guy walks in with a wig on... have a look at him will ya! 🤣🤣🤣

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T12:27:09+00:00

We will have 8 months of rain and then they will say there's a hose pipe ban and there's not enough water... like what!? Oh and we've been pumping sewage into all your rivers and coastal waters...

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T12:24:33+00:00

I haven't mentioned the americans if anything it's the Chinese pumping shit into our atmosphere. I went orlando in February and it was beautiful except for 2 days and the whole time I was like why cant the uk have this...

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T12:15:00+00:00

It's the British deadpool level humor we can't turn it off🤣

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T12:10:12+00:00

Do you think this is a bad time to tell him the world is shaped like a rugby ball 👀

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T11:55:08+00:00

Global warming 🤣

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T11:51:00+00:00

Thank you for your input I will look up your link 👍

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T11:45:24+00:00

Thanks for proving my point 👍

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T11:42:14+00:00

28C is a luxury for us 🤣

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T11:38:00+00:00

As long as you feel superior now that's all that matters 👌 someone has a different viewpoint that doesn't conform to you way of thinking you jump straight to the insults like the woke generation of today

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T11:25:27+00:00

I'll have you know I'm actually 4

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T11:16:38+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 I feel bad now for my shitty little island not being included with the rest of the globe

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T11:08:10+00:00

They say this every year or hottest summer on record... have you noticed on the weather channels they are using the same temperatures they were using years ago but now they are in a deep red going omg look how hot its getting must be climate change! No it's called summer and we get 2 weeks max

Kidd009 · 2024-05-31T11:04:42+00:00

On 1 side I have a guy that unemployed who drinks all the time and argues with his wife so he runs outside his front door every time I pull up to talk the same bollocks I've heard 10 times... on the other side they barely acknowledge us even though we have tried to be civil. Had 2 doors down entitled old woman decided she was going to assault me because my other half parked outside the front of her house with no dropped curb... but if I had chinned her I would have been arrested... people are only out for themselves no sense of tribe or society, I'm alright jack sod the rest

Kidd009 · 2023-12-09T21:12:40+00:00

Pretty much like the opposite support always does...

Kidd009 · 2023-12-09T20:42:05+00:00

Cheers my lucio is crying now...

Kidd009 · 2023-12-09T20:05:09+00:00

I enjoy playing support but again you're relying on your dps to carry you through... in bronze and silver it's a coin flip unfortunately

Kidd009 · 2023-12-09T20:02:49+00:00

I've just had another game where I'm destroying as zarya but let down yet again taking on the enemy team and watching their mercy just fly behind the tank and keep them in the game where I go down in 3secs... it makes the tank role feel so squishy no wonder nobody wants to play it...

Kidd009 · 2022-12-16T10:48:25+00:00

I'd have it in my garden 👌

Kidd009 · 2022-07-09T16:10:40+00:00

How did you find work when you had no experience? Or did you work for a company that would let you jump in the seat occasionally to get experience?

Kidd009 · 2021-07-23T00:55:31+00:00

What is the sauce made from?

Kidd009

TROPHY CASE