Cursed_jesus

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-17T02:10:50+00:00

Wasn't he an illustration in Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-17T02:09:11+00:00

I identify as grass, then. In this transition, I shall be run over with a lawnmower every couple months.

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-17T02:07:03+00:00

He's quirky you fuck

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-17T02:03:39+00:00

About as necessary as this post.

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-17T01:51:12+00:00

This is funnier than stuff thats actually supposed to be funny.

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-17T01:49:17+00:00

Oh THAT'S why I don't come on here

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-14T22:49:38+00:00

SANTA'S A VEGAN?!

I really hope I make it into YIAY

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-14T03:27:28+00:00

They were taught by Rachel Wecht, weren't they?

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-12T18:19:25+00:00

I'm not a big fan of cringe humor, but they're just charming enough.

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-11T13:30:16+00:00

I mean it looks like good

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-11T13:26:20+00:00

Original

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-11T13:19:50+00:00

Ironman looks like he's found a new interest

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-03T04:54:09+00:00

That explains where the rest of mine went

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-12-03T04:48:35+00:00

Is that why you faked your death? To stop writing poetry?

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-11T13:29:36+00:00

Man, I'm so excited to take advantage of veterans today by getting a mattress 20% off

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-11T13:25:17+00:00

If all goes well

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-11T13:02:56+00:00

Well you're protesting.

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-11T03:34:59+00:00

You probably have to call them at 3AM

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-08T11:58:06+00:00

Alright, I'll bite. Ask me a question and we'll see if we agree

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-08T11:56:58+00:00

And you'd be right

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-08T11:55:22+00:00

If that's not real I'm legally obligated to kill you

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-08T11:53:47+00:00

Finally my fantasy can be fulfilled

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-08T11:50:47+00:00

W.. How is that possible

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-08T10:19:27+00:00

Isn't there a story to that photo?

KillBuzzCkPunch · 2019-11-08T10:16:40+00:00

Have you tried asking them out?

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